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Anonymous ID:bQRFRB7m Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:24:41 No.54682081 View Reply Report Delete

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No autists please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j2BVulQ2 Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:27:23 No.54682229 Report Delete

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>>54682081
Does your butthole smell like cuckoldry and rage?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bniqtmgb Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:29:52 No.54682388 Report Delete

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Do you remember the names of all 6 googolplex jews that died in the WWII?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3AA41cej Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:30:56 No.54682440 Report Delete

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>>54682081
Ugh who cares

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lW+L6ZlR Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:32:03 No.54682502 Report Delete

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>>54682081
So you're gonna learn Hebrew? Good luck buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q7IyKNWh Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:32:24 No.54682533 Report Delete

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Once again, Swedish people manage to disappoint me enormously. Don't ever change Sven.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cv09VIx9 Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:33:19 No.54682583 Report Delete

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Why do it? According to Judaism non-Jews can go to heaven.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FUb1dG1 Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:34:02 No.54682624 Report Delete

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>>54682583
isn't there no heaven in judaism? Just neutral Sheol?

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Anonymous ID:xsrhVv4v Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:34:19 No.54682638 Report Delete

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>>54682081
>being religious
>year of our lord and savior 2015

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SYhdxig0 Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:34:27 No.54682646 Report Delete

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>>54682081
you can't be one of the chosen tribe just by converting, sven. that's not how any of this works. it's like converting to hindu.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cOmzhdGf Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:34:53 No.54682672 Report Delete

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>>54682081
Will you have the rabbi suck off your mutilated dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bQRFRB7m Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:36:21 No.54682771 Report Delete

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>>54682502
I've already started.
>>54682583
Non-jews have a share in the afterlife as far as they follow the 7 laws of Noah.
>>54682646
Yes you can, and Im not a Sven just because I live in Sweden.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FUb1dG1 Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:38:14 No.54682902 Report Delete

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>>54682771
what's the jewish afterlife like?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bQRFRB7m Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:40:06 No.54683031 Report Delete

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>>54682902
Judaism believes in reincarnation untill the day of resurrection where all dead will be alive again in a state much like how it was in the Garden of Eden.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FUb1dG1 Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:44:51 No.54683319 Report Delete

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>>54683031
what part of scripture is that based on?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bQRFRB7m Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:47:06 No.54683480 Report Delete

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>>54683319
Lev. 26:3-9 and Deut. 11:13-15 for example. However most comments about the afterlife comes from the sages and later commentaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gDv+Bfyt Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:48:31 No.54683576 Report Delete

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>>54683031
Are you a Sabbatean-Frankist?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NxzVH3dA Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:48:41 No.54683590 Report Delete

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>>54682081
Did you know that you are now a Jewish woman?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/AaarLu/ Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:49:39 No.54683638 Report Delete

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>>54682081
Reform, conservative, or orthodox?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FUb1dG1 Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:50:00 No.54683660 Report Delete

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>>54683480
I was more asking about the reincarnation, because that really is out of left field.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cOmzhdGf Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:50:08 No.54683666 Report Delete

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>>54682771
Why didn't you answer my question?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ac+mU/dG Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:51:21 No.54683746 Report Delete

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>>54682081
will you have a nose transplant ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bQRFRB7m Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:52:12 No.54683799 Report Delete

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>>54683638
Conservative
>>54683660
Oh, well the Talmud.

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