I love how all these unsecure Texans think their state is so good, I live in California, let me tell you about my lifestyle. I literally live the chill lifestyle, wake up at noon, head to the beach, smoke some purple haze kush, catch some surf, ride some waves, hit up the taco shop on the beach, gather some hella fine girls, start a beach bonfire, we sit around the fire smoking some more purple haze kush, and I finger fuck one of the girls next to the campfire, it's the hella chillest lifestyle, the Cali boy lifestyle, I love being a cali boy, fuck Texas hicks.
