>>54695695Okay so
It's 1880s london
and you've got the newspaper kid who's all like "EXTRA EXTRA" etc.
He feels a pebble get thrown at his headHe turns around
and there's a guy in a fish suit wielding a whole tuna threateningly and guy in the fish suit snaps his fingers and goes "FISH BEAT" and moonwalks to sick beats before then rushing the kid and starts whaling on his with his tuna and a bunch of other dudes in fish suits start doing the same, just slapping the living fuck out of this kid with fish
and each TWACK is punctuated by a cheap midi synth stab like in Hobgoblins
and the sound of a DJ going "FISH!!!"
needless to say this quickly turns into total cacophony
But then there's a whistle
And there's a dude in a beef suit wielding a big slab of raw beef
he's smoking a cigar and he says "looks like we got a fish out of water boys" and he and his meat suit friends rush the fish dudes and fight them but then just start slapping the hell out of the kid too
and their slaps have a different midi stab and a different DJ going "BEEF"
Then finally a chickenmobile pops up with "CHICKEN" on the side in helvetica bold
dudes in chicken suits do a drive-by on the fish and beef dudes
kid is traumatized
the end
