>working part time at hookah bar
>see car pull up with a bernie sticker, coexist, and "nobody died when clinton lied"
o boy here we go
>take their order, get them their shit
>walk outside to have a smoke
>one hippy chick is out there harassing my friend who brought me beer (he is a Trump supporter and was wearing a hoodie)
>he is not good with bantz, gets frustrated and hands me the beer and leaves
>ask her what they were talking about
>she said how bernie sanders would be the best choice for president, because he cares about poor people and the economy always does better under dems
>this is my jam
>tear her a new asshole, tracing failed democratic policies all the way back to LBJ and the republican policies that allowed growth under the democrats she kept bringing up
>rekt Clinton, epstein flights, waco, ruby ridge, war in the middle east, failed college loan program, selling private utilities, increasing military spending by selling out to boeing to settle the deficient, vince foster etc
>rekt Bernie, blasting holes in every policy she brings up completely
>trace the high interest rates in Carters presidency all the way back to LBJ, bring up his quote about niggers
>shes almost in tears, screams im lying while she looks it up on her iphone
>finds quote
>her face*
>says nothing, goes inside
>whole group leaves a minute later, no one says a word going past me
>they still gave me a tip
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