Can someone please do a cartoon where the 300 spartans are defending against Syrian imigrants, where the defending country deploys a 300 spartan formation unit to defend against Syrians entering the tunnel, while the media forget to mention to the world that they brough spears, xiphos and shields to the defense. Make it as bloody as possible and bonus points for slashing up Syrian main defense, the posing children. I think it would do great! Don't you think?