One day in the forest, the wild Shillary ran
She was running to the end, from where she began
She ran places unrunnable, and jumped jumps unjumpable
Until, there in the woods, she met a man who was unstumpable
"Who are you?" asked the Shillary, quite taken with fear
"I'm supposed to run through, you're not supposed to be here."
"I am The Trump!" Said the man with a voice loud and chilling
So unstumpable was he Shillary almost stopped shilling
"This forest is tainted" The Trump bellowed and howled
"Your making it shittier will not be allowed!"
But Shillary shrugged, and she remained unbowed
But she sneered at the Trump, she grimaced and scowled
"Oh I hate you, you Trump!" she cried, and she griped
"I've wiped off a hard drive, maybe you should be wiped!"
But the Trump just laughed and said "No need to get saucy,"
"You'll be put in a grave and covered up like Benghazi"
"You see my dear, while your masters celebrate Chanukkah,"
"My campaign is like Bill"
"Your campaign is like Monica"
At this, the Shillary cried, and got quite sore in her rump
She was frumpy and grumpy and in a slump thanks to Trump
"You're fired!" said Trump, "Women can't be commanders"
"Go play with your cuck-loving buddy Mr. Sanders"
And the Shillary turned and she ran off in tears
and the Trump went to work, non-stop for four years
He made the forest great, people jumped and they cheered
And he never once got stumped, in all of those years.
