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>An ignorant Greek girl marries a man who's been in the Greek navy for twenty years. After their third anniversary, her mother starts to worry because the girl still isn't pregnant. "Why are you not with child, daughter?" she asks. "Does not your husband make the love to you?"
>"Of course," says the girl, blushing deeply, "but...but... to tell the truth, Mother, I just can't keep from shitting afterwards."
