Hey /pol/. So today I went to the grocery store to buy a few things, including bananas. When I went over to get some I couldn't help but notice the bananas I was picking up were of particular length and thickness, and I thought to myself, "Gee, these are some big bananas." I put them into my shopping cart and continued on my way.

As I write this post, I sit at home eating a 300 calorie snack including one of the bananas. However, I can't bring myself to peel it. Whenever I look at or grip it, I feel myself getting slightly aroused and intimidated by it's sheer size. I'm looking at it right now and can feel a slight tingling erection growing within my trousers.

I'm not gay, but this is pretty peculiar. What do you think? I promise this isn't a shitpost, I'm genuinely kind of concerned. I don't want to be a degenerate.