Sooo, bored anon here [I'll go by Flash if you guys don't mind] with an odd request.
I did it a few days ago with some fun results, but what I'm looking for is for people to post some text in this thread and I'll do a dramatic reading of it. I can do a load of different accents, voices, or impressions, so feel free to request those too. I might even throw in some original music to add dramatic effect.

I've also posted this on /soc/ but I figured I'd throw it in here just in case nobody sees it.