>>13888853No, anon, you're not. That's very comfy, especially if the woman in question has gigantic fucking monster tits.
Sadly, most women, I expect, do not want a man who isn't all butch and mach all the time, much less who would consider wanting their woman to comfort them.
(And at the same time, they tend to get upset when the macho butch guys treat them like assholes. It is a mystery to me. Hormones are crazy, yo.)