>>13889339I'm not great at greentext but I'll give it a shot
>walks into job interview>nervous, this would be her first job>just a summer job, work at some shitty movie theater, but still>"please sit down, tell me a little bit about yourself">she clears her throat, "Well, I->suddenly the interviewer vomits. I don't mean pukes a little on the floor, but like a full on liquid assault>the initial force is strong enough to knock her off of her chair>wet, chunky brown slime is covering the back wall and has plastered this poor girl>the stream of liquid death is slowing down to a continuous drizzle>the interviewer passed out from pure exhaustion, leaving only this teenage girl crying in the fetal position, covered in vomit 
