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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:16:11 No.23857841 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23858668 >>23858991 >>23859192 >>23859369 >>23860713 >>23861251 >>23862468 >>23863801 >>23864644

Post what your minimum standards are for a partner.

>pleasant to talk to and be around
>sane and down to earth
>not clingy
>not fat

Obviously I have yet to find a girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:56:45 No.23858668 Report Delete

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>>23857841
>physically acceptable (not fat, not ugly face, can look cute etc.)
>pleasant to talk to
>not a tumblr feminazi
>doesn't want to have kids EVER

these are the only ones i can think of actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:58:39 No.23858704 Report Delete

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>interesting personality
>funny
>smart
>loyal
>at least 6/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:01:26 No.23858770 Report Delete

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Kindhearted, will die to protect another woman.

I can't have anyone but a woman who loves women more than men yet I am male ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:08:30 No.23858900 Report Delete

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>not obese
Ideally a skelly, but anything not too fat is okay
>kind
>inferiority complex
>insecure about intelligence
>not black
>submissive
>5/10 face
>virgin
>not over 5'7

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:11:03 No.23858945 Report Delete

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>>23857891
Really? This is ur minimum standards?

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. Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:13:46 No.23858991 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23859024 >>23859406

>>23857841
>White
>Blue eyes
>Not fat
>Not retarded
>Not a total gutterslut

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:15:41 No.23859024 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23859050

>>23858991
Pic related right lol.

. Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:17:48 No.23859050 Report Delete

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>>23859024
Haha not by a long short. I'm not nearly that picky
Plus she has brown eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:26:43 No.23859192 Report Delete

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>>23857841
in terms of wife material
>virgin
>somewhat attractive, not fat
>on good terms with parents unless they are really bad
>fun, sane, pleasant, overall good personality
>i can get along with them fine
>at least somewhat religious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:29:13 No.23859232 Report Delete

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>female
>not fat
>reasonably relatable to me

Beyond that I'm flexible. I don't want a fatty and I don't want a tranny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:38:28 No.23859369 Report Delete

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>>23857841
anything that finds me attractive and puts up with my social ineptitude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:41:04 No.23859406 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>23858991
But... no blue eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:41:43 No.23859415 Report Delete

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>humanoid appearance
>pulse

I'm willing to compromise, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:49:52 No.23859554 Report Delete

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>not fay
>virgin
>no overly masculine traits
No hope, I believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:52:03 No.23859610 Report Delete

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no mental illnesses

can cook/is willing to learn

hair not dyed to unnatural colors like pink, blue, white or green

no piercings anywhere, earrings are ok

no drugs whatsoever, cigars and alcohol are fine as long as she doesnt get shitfaced every day

wont cheat

is not a feminist

is not a nigger

dislikes or is neutral towards videogames, manga and anime (i like all these myself but women who also like them are nothing but trouble)

wants no kids or no more than one

With all this in mind, my ideal woman must be fictional, or a very sheltered japanese/german teenager living in an impoverished city

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:12:19 No.23860055 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23860239

Be a living human female under the age of forty-five.
Not Fat
Not Retarded/Insane
Not Midget
At least 4/10
Not black or Abo
Be a Virgin
Actually likes me back

That's it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:15:11 No.23860099 Report Delete

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>>23858015
This is what I got and its always causing drama because I cant even leave for an hour straight without her being lonely and guilt tripping me when I get back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:18:14 No.23860153 Report Delete

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>>23858107
probably because you aren't intelligent yourself.
the women you want have standards much higher than the likes of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:22:56 No.23860239 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23860448

>>23860055
You wont find a single female virgin unless you start hitting on 9 year olds or move to India or something, girls these days are losing their cherries once they hit 12, i heard my eleven year old cousin telling her friends how she's gonna lose hers before she's 13 with chad thundercock: age 17, with all of them agreeing and saying the same, shit was sad as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:30:33 No.23860378 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23860689

>>23858015
I'm currently dating a girl like this. It's nice but she snoops my stuff when I'm not home and has mental breakdowns if she sees me showing interest in other girls, which is usually me just jokingly saying fictional anime girls are my waifu. Can't even watch anime or read comic books without her breathing down my back and asking me if I find characters attractive.

Pain in the ass tbh fam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:33:56 No.23860448 Report Delete

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>>23860239
Sounds like sagitory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:34:16 No.23860456 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23860689 >>23860735 >>23862666 >>23862755

how come guys don't want clingy girls?

answer this
answer this
answer this
answer this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:39:38 No.23860562 Report Delete

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>>23858259
My black brethren

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:45:41 No.23860689 Report Delete

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>>23860456
Because you end up with this

>>23860378

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:46:49 No.23860713 Report Delete

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>>23857841
>wanting a partner
fuck off to facebook, failed normies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:47:54 No.23860735 Report Delete

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>>23860456
>why dont chads like clingy girls
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:49:56 No.23860784 Report Delete

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>not fat
>average looking or above
>honest and faithful
>share some and accept most of my interests
>willing to accept that I'm still a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:52:44 No.23860848 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23861285

>guy younger than 30
>not obese
>kind and respectful to me
> not a normalfag
>white

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:02:42 No.23861087 Report Delete

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>>23858015
all of these except for the clingy part

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:09:28 No.23861251 Report Delete

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>>23857841
>not fat, can be chubby if she doesnt smell
>will cuddle with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:11:01 No.23861285 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23861322

>>23860848
Looks like I'm your man baby...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:12:40 No.23861322 Report Delete

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>>23861285
looks like you have some misconceptions anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:03:06 No.23862468 Report Delete

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>>23857841
Man, you are lame.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:05:37 No.23862528 Report Delete

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be a cunt -3 points

pretty face +2 points
hot body +1 point
decent height +1 point

2 or more is cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:11:11 No.23862666 Report Delete

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>>23860456
Because they honestly suck. Especially for introverts. I need space to breathe. I want to be allowed to have some time for myself. Clingy girls are usually demanding too. I don't want to have to be forced to stay up all night for anyone , be denied the the right to go to the bathroom, or be forced to wait to eat. Clingy girls are selfish, fragile, neurotic bitches. Some guys SAY they want a clingy girl but because they wanted to feel wanted but once they get one they usually realize it's hard work and not always rewarding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:15:13 No.23862755 Report Delete

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>>23860456
because everyone needs some time and space for themselves sometimes
especially if you're an introverted guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:30:47 No.23863094 Report Delete

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> XX, not XY
> free of serious STDs
> healthy body weight for her size
> torso a discernable shape wether hourglass or pear or whateverthefuck. just not "shapeless block of clay"
> have their face not look like the victim of being dropped as a baby
> bias towards vertical girls rather than horizontal girls
> shares interests, willing to try new things and to get me to try her new things

> not a psycho bitch
ARGH, FOREVER ALONE!

Edgyasfuck

Edgyasfuck Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:59:55 No.23863801 Report Delete

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>>23857841
>not a shitstack
>not a landwhale
>doesn't secretly want chadick
>isn't incredibly stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:01:54 No.23863841 Report Delete

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>not fat
>not annoying
>white or asian

That's it. I don't care anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:03:07 No.23863873 Report Delete

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-female
-not fat
-no aids

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:07:34 No.23863965 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864094

I just want qt bf
I'm a guy btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:09:14 No.23864001 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864461

>female
>dominant in bed
>not obese
there has to be someone out there who fits this and would date me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:10:16 No.23864027 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864238

>Easy going
>Kind
>Nice
>Humble
>Not fat
>I'm not racist nor against interracial relationships, but yes, white
>Enjoys same music
>Average political views or no political views

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:12:37 No.23864094 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864259

>>23863965
if you're here then qt is a bit much to ask

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:12:58 No.23864102 Report Delete

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>good taste in music
>not an idiot
>easy to talk to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:19:33 No.23864238 Report Delete

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>>23864027
This right here. Add loyal to the list and that's the perfect gf.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:20:27 No.23864259 Report Delete

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>>23864094
I know, but I'm a NEET and dating sites are cancer around here. I just hope I get in a uni next year so I have a place to meet people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:23:02 No.23864314 Report Delete

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>>23857957
Most girls that live in asian countries aren't fat at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:30:08 No.23864461 Report Delete

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>>23864001
just look for very ugly black chicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:38:18 No.23864644 Report Delete

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>>23857841
>Not fat
>Can hold a conversation
>Can joke around with
>Understands me
>loyal
>Like black guys

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