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OP !!z+BCeZ7zc+P Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:46:18 No.23863472 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864739 >>23864890 >>23865306 >>23865405 >>23865425 >>23865947 >>23866029 >>23866059 >>23866174 >>23867193 >>23867587 >>23867737

My normalfag 14 year old sister is having a Halloween party in our house with like 30 people tomorrow.

Gimme some suggestions on how to stop it.
Parents don't give a fuck. Mom is a pushover, dad is a hothead.
Calling police is the last resort.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:40:52 No.23864717 Report Delete

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>>23863550
>drunk
nobody really drinks when they're 14.
you're usually in 8th grade or a freshman, which is pretty early.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:41:44 No.23864739 Report Delete

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>>23863472
I'm guessing that there's going to be music and that you'll be older than them so get typical chan trolling songs (nigger bop, moonman etc.), hijack the stereo and play all the songs through there while dressed as a fedora faglord and dancing along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:43:11 No.23864777 Report Delete

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>>23864717
>nobody really drinks when they're 14.
By the time I was 14 I was drinking, smoking weed, and using painkillers and benzodiazepines recreationally. Granted the only time I ever went to a party was when I was 17, but me and my friends would drink our parents liquor literally all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:43:33 No.23864786 Report Delete

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>>23864131
Yes please hide webcam in bathrooms living room and bedroom!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:44:26 No.23864805 Report Delete

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>>23864131
Please OP. Please. I really need something fun to do as I get fucked up tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:45:09 No.23864827 Report Delete

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>>23864777
and that's why you're a manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:45:39 No.23864839 Report Delete

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>>23864827
Probably. But I also haven't killed myself yet, so I'll take that as a victory. I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:46:24 No.23864859 Report Delete

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go around with a tray of ice cream cones filled with ground beef and hand them out to the guests

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:46:46 No.23864872 Report Delete

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>>23864717
Nigger what? I was getting hammered when I was 14.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:47:26 No.23864890 Report Delete

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>>23863472
Just put on a costume and scope out her qt friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:48:42 No.23864929 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865115 >>23865758

yes plz op, toilet cam plz. i need to see 14 yr old hairy girl asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:56:11 No.23865115 Report Delete

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>>23864929
We're all going to be very disappointed in you OP if we don't get to see drunk 14 year old girls pissing tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:57:00 No.23865141 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865168 >>23865215 >>23865388 >>23865668 >>23867915

>14yo girls having a party
>assumption is that there will be drinking and sex

Holy shit when did this happen? They're only 14. Is this what life is like for some people? oh noooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:58:11 No.23865168 Report Delete

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>>23865141
It's what life is like for a whole lot of people. Maybe not in this case, but this is our reality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:58:50 No.23865187 Report Delete

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get into the radio and play extremely loud earrape

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:58:52 No.23865189 Report Delete

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Go down there and have fun with them.

If your sister gives you shit, tell her you'll call the cops for underage drinking/disturbance of peace unless she leaves you alone. She wont have any choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:59:51 No.23865215 Report Delete

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>>23865141
Apparently 14 is the age when most of the popular kids start getting laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:01:28 No.23865248 Report Delete

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>>23863739

Normies have arrived, I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:03:57 No.23865306 Report Delete

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>>23863472
start leaving your dirty diapers around the house in protest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:04:35 No.23865323 Report Delete

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>>23865215
I was a popular kid back then too bad I am ugly af

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:05:50 No.23865362 Report Delete

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>>23865323
>popular
>ugly

You were the clown anon, nothing more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:06:49 No.23865388 Report Delete

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>>23865141

What 14 year old has a party with no alcohol?

14 is the age when kids *think* they're grown up, and because they're grown up, they *gotta* have alcohol. They're not children anymore, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:07:19 No.23865405 Report Delete

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>>23863472
>dad is a hothead.
Get him outta here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:07:41 No.23865417 Report Delete

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walk out naked and be like "sup bros, this is my costume, mr. big dick naked!" and try to hug everyone and hump them and the furniture until your dong is leaking. it probably won't work unless you have a very conspicuous amount of feces matted all over your butt cheeks, as well as a trail of feces down your legs and onto the floor everywhere you walk. trust me bro you'll be king of the normies. i probably shouldn't even be telling you this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:08:02 No.23865425 Report Delete

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>>23863472
>hot 14 year olds coming to your house
If I was you I would be getting my pecker wet anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:10:26 No.23865499 Report Delete

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>>23863791
Quick you need 10000 good boy points by the time of the party then nobody will be able to stop you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:11:11 No.23865522 Report Delete

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>>23865499
dude that is a father-fellating amount of points you're talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:11:23 No.23865528 Report Delete

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Plant drugs or alcohol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:13:37 No.23865594 Report Delete

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>>23865522
10000 points = godhood

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:17:12 No.23865668 Report Delete

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>>23865141
They're 14, not 12. I think you've forgotten wha a 14 year old girl looks like. You think they are going to his house to play with dolls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:20:40 No.23865758 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865817 >>23866956

>>23865668
gross
>>23865425
nasty
>>23864890
disgusting
>>23864929
no
>>23864216
awful
>>23863519
pleb
>>23863509
wrong

none of you actually know any 14 year old girls do you.
it's not attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:21:14 No.23865775 Report Delete

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>>23864054
Or let your room open and just hide. Jump out when the guests try to fuck and yell
"REEEE...getout normie getout".
It could work, but I never tried because my brother was a robot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:21:55 No.23865793 Report Delete

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>>23864678
This. 14 year old is making this manchild shit his pants over the prospect of people coming over.

Holy shit, that's sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:23:02 No.23865817 Report Delete

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>>23865758
>implying this hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:27:42 No.23865924 Report Delete

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>>23865817
no dummy i'm accusing

Normie Scum !pFLTp2Po.w

Normie Scum !pFLTp2Po.w Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:28:25 No.23865947 Report Delete

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>>23863472
>dad is a hothead.

Hang out with Dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:29:22 No.23865966 Report Delete

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>>23865947
yeah see if he'll let you worship his hot head

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:30:39 No.23866000 Report Delete

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fuck a 14 year old girl and let the word out. Other parents might not want to let them come over

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:31:45 No.23866029 Report Delete

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>>23863472
>watch anime/hentai/mlp really loudly
>go downstairs regularily in only robes revealing either dirty underwear or full frontal nude
you'll ruin her popularity by getting her linked to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:33:00 No.23866059 Report Delete

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>>23863472
get drunk and fuck one of her friends tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:35:13 No.23866111 Report Delete

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Take over the living room, and play MLP like >>23866029 said

OR BETTER YET, Cheeto up the living room and sit in your underwear, and if you have a daikimakura, plaster that shit up next to you and make it a dinner for two. Youll ruin her social life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:37:34 No.23866174 Report Delete

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>>23863472
Don't think about it. Spread roasties pictures and trannies and gaysex pictures al over the house. Your sis will lose her friends, you will be left alone and they will never trow any shit parties anymore. Chances are your sis is gonna lose her virginity drunk in a nearby room and you will hear everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:41:08 No.23866253 Report Delete

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>>23865425
Enjoy your statutory rape charge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:06:47 No.23866956 Report Delete

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>>23865758
Good job, you share normie moral sensibilities.
We don't care, and they still won't accept you as one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:10:31 No.23867056 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867666

>>23866956
welcome to /r9k/ where not being a pedophile is considered seeking acceptance from normies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:16:09 No.23867193 Report Delete

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>>23863472
>hes not fucking his sisters best friend
kek

underaged b&

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:31:37 No.23867587 Report Delete

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>>23863472
That's easy, just SWAT her, you get a good laugh, and no party at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:34:32 No.23867666 Report Delete

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>>23867056
>14
>pedophile
lmao

Chemical Man

Chemical Man Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:36:55 No.23867737 Report Delete

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>>23863472
set off some smoke bombs in the house, "accidentally" spill some chemicals in an area with a lot of people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:03 No.23867915 Report Delete

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>>23865141
blame the jews, since it's currently reality

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