Do any of you guys ever imagine your life was a really awful movie? Like you imagine the camera angle for each moment, the song that would play, and even think of what various things or conversations would "symbolize" and shit? Im so fucking bored with my life bros
>Have a little bit of money. >I decide to go to a comic/collector's store to get D&D supplies >They don't have the thing I want >Look for at least twenty minutes. >Enough with this shit >Resides at the register until my sister (who works there) gets to the register. >Decides to ask her where my thing is. >I forgets she doesn't work today so this cute girl sits there, with her pretty eyes, skinny legs, and cute shorty brown hair. >D&D isn't that sexy, so I try to make up an excuse not to look like a jackass >Near the counter, I decide to look at random books >OMG they's those fucking sexy anime girl figures >That makes me look like a pervert and a NEEt loser (I don't claim not to be) >Here I decide to look at other things >I notice her looking at me weird >Not to my knowledge, I knocked over an entire self of those 3D anime girls >Gets pissed, she does. As master Yoda would say >Walks out, leaving her to clean the mess >Really though, reading this must be awful. >Obviously, it seems kinda forced and poorly told, as if a 6 year old or an 1800s immigrant wrote this >Now, why did I bring up this writing style? >Go and read the first letters of these greentext.
Can someone explain something to me about the whole Wagecuck and NEET meme? If being a NEET is so good why don't the wagecucks just quit their jobs and become NEETS? Is there something stopping them?
So they choose to work jobs because it must truly be better than being a NEET, or at least, for them it is.
Tomorrow is gonna be Halloween. What does /r9k/ thinks of Halloween? Do you have any Halloween related stories to share with robots? Here is one I've never shared with anybody else before: >be me a few years ago, 19 years old, decent looking guy, graduated from school just recently, act pretty confident a normie-like around others but I'm truth I'm nothing but a beta virgin kissless faggot that spends all his days on the internet >regardless people don't suspect a thing and rely on me a lot >it's Halloween, my aunt asks me if I can take care of my little cousin and her friends for a party they organized >cousin was 10 years old, back then she absolutely loved me and would jump on me as soon as I stepped in their house, never liked her much myself though, as she grew up she became a feminist bitch and gets scared of rape whenever a male touches her >not looking forward to it but me and my aunt get really along with each other and I just can't say no to her >get there, house is filled with little girls, everybody is shouting for no reason, immediately regret this, but I can't just back off in from of my aunt and uncle now >cousin jumps on me and starts kissing me all over as always, makes me fall on the ground, hurt myself like hell to protect her from the fall, she barely even notices and keeps hugging and kissing me >all the little girls laughing and shouting around me, on that moment they've already all decided I'm gonna be their playtoy for the rest of the night >just one girl seems more composed than the others, she is just looking at us giggling slightly, she is also not dressed for Halloween like them >occasionally when taking breaks from being sure they don't break anything and from preparing food I occasionally chitty chat with her >her name is Silvia, she is a bit older than the others 13 years old, 14 in January, just there for her little sister, seems like a nice person to spend the night with >little I knew Silvia was the biggest bitch of them all Cont.
How do normies find the motivation to always be doing things? Everything is such a pain in the ass. Even if you have an amazing time, it's not worth the hassle of getting there. Have you seen the lines at theme parks? The traffic around sporting events? The chaos at airports? The crowds during holiday events and shopping? How do they put up with it when the reward is so minuscule and fleeting? Why does anyone leave the house? Fuck doing stuff.
