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Alright robots.>You can remake the world, one and for all. No going back, no editing. >You can change whatever within the boundaries of the planet >Your pick, anons
Anonymous
Ok. It's like earth except all the megafauna that early hominids killed off still exist and is for all intents and purposes unspoiled by human activity, also the only people who live there besides me are like 10,000 hot girls of varying ethnicities.
Scientist !s.cm6j87uQ
>>23866555 Check'd.
The reasons behind such change? I get it for the girls, but not for the fauna.
Anonymous
>>23866601 Mega Fauna kicked ass dude.
imagine living on a planet with these guys walking around
Scientist !s.cm6j87uQ
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>>23866670 Wouldn't they fuck your shit up?
Anonymous
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>>23866489 THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE
Anonymous
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>tfw you'll never live in New York and have a chubby Jewish qt in a short skirt and a long jacket to take walks and get bagels and coffee with on a snowy day Where do you want to live, /r9k/? And who with?
Anonymous
>chubby >Jewish Dudewaht.gif
Anonymous
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>>23866101 What? You don't think it would be nice?
Anonymous
>short with small dick >getting older and older with every passing year >with every year that passes the hope that you're still going through puberty and will have another "growth spurt" out of no where disappears >keep praying that you'll grow a little bit >don't tfw
Anonymous
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Im 22 and wasted my teenagehood not doing any sports and always going to bed really late so obviously i became kind of a manlet. Now im doing as much exercise as i possibly can until i reach 25. If by a miracle i can grow 3 cm i will be really happy.
Anonymous
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>claims to be a robot >isn't a virgin
Anonymous
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Hookers/Escorts/Massage Parlors don't count but if you've had sex with a regular woman GET OUT.
Anonymous
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that is obviously a fucking bagel, captcha fuck you
Anonymous
>this morons never seen a donut before
Anonymous
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>>23866567 If you think the lower right image is not a bagel you are unbelievably retarded and should an hero yourself
Anonymous
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>>23866567 He's talking about the match in the bottom right.
Anonymous
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>hot water heater goes out >now have to use piss jugs I've never done this before /r9k/, got any advice?
Anonymous
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piss in the jug
Anonymous
>tfw got blood on my favorite white t-shirt THAT SHIT WILL NEVER WASH OUT. THE DAY IS FUCKING RUINED
Anonymous
>>23866521 stop popping your body zits with your shirt on retard
Anonymous
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>>23866521 C O L D W A T E R
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Anonymous
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>>23866576 I DIDN'T POP SHIT, I CUT MY FINGER WITHOUT NOTICING
Anonymous
>be senior sitting in study hall >hear 13 year-old kid yelling "JUST DO IT" >"DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES" >mfw the normies have discovered the shia meme
Anonymous
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Shia has always been a garbage tier Reddit/Facebook meme please fuck off
Anonymous
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>>23866396 that's not even a meme here, that's normie tier meme?
Anonymous
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that was a normie meme from the start
Anonymous
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Why do girls like being treated like crap and degraded?
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Because most people treat them like princesses.
Anonymous
>messaging possible r9k cuddle buddy >send message >doesn't reply >wait >wait >WAIT >begin to think they hate me and i'm an awful human being >really want to cuddle them because i'm so alone why do i even try?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>23866364 Pretty sure you just objectively are an awful person independent of any one acquaintance's opinions of you.
Anonymous
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>>23866390 i'm sorry
i'm just lonely
>>23866413 o-okay ;_;
Anonymous
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pls reply rollo