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Feels and Frogs: Halloween Edition

Based Barkeep Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:26:34 No.23864394 View Reply Last 50 Report Delete

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Good evening, /r9k/. The F&F is open again tonight and we even have a special, if you've got a costume your first drink is on the house.

Come on in, get /comfy/, we've got a jukebox and the TV is doing coverage on it having been a week since the robot has been re-enabled.

Get your drinks and talk to your fellow robots about whatever is on your minds.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:39:37 No.23867811 Report Delete

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>>23867639
I don't like the idea of suicide. What's the point of causing all that pain if I can't see the result of it? Also I don't want it to end because there's gotta be some happiness out there there for me.

Based Barkeep

Based Barkeep Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:00 No.23867913 Report Delete

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>>23867781

Rum and coke coming around the corner. You know, I read a greentext once of a guy who took his younger sibling for some outing, might've been trick or treating but I'm probably mistaken, and met a girl he really liked as a result. Not saying it'll happen, but I do love those interesting moments that come up where you least expect them, don't you?

>>23867797

I never did get around to making your drink, m80. It's coming around now.

>>23867811

To some, suicide IS that happiness that's out there. I don't personally know anybody who has killed themselves but I'm far past the point of asking why or judging people for doing it. Hell, I know when it's my time to go, there's only one way it's happening: a .357 through my skull or doctor assisted.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:44 No.23867938 Report Delete

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Let me tell yall about my feel, I got up this morning and started drinking the half bottle henesey that was still on the table from yesterday. I snort some coke and got dressed. I whent outside did'nt even look in the mirror nor did I brushed my theeth. Whent to the shopping mall as I always do drunk and high as fuck. I graped a old lady by her ass and I sayed sorry. Bought some beer and some chips. Back home started jerking and think8ng about the old ugly lady that I poked/grabt her ass. I came and realised that I forgot to close the front door. Been on 4chan on and off the rest of the day. I mastrubated a couple more but I fel asleep. This is just a random day for me. Been living like this for years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:05 No.23867948 Report Delete

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>>23867794
Based Canadian barkeep

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:42 No.23868001 Report Delete

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>>23867794
Thanks, barkeep. I myself actually was the bartender at one of the FnF threads, though I wound up letting another robot take over the bar when I had to run an errand.

A funny story - despite my time on /r9k/, I have never actually watched an anime.

As I mentioned earlier, I found a waifu last night so today I decided to sit down and watch her show (I was reading it's wiki all last night, I'm not some pleb)

I loved it, though the theme song made me uncomfortable, which is a first. I'll go back later tonight and watch through it. I just wasn't used to the provocative positions the girls were in during the theme song.

The show is Haganai, and my waifu is Yozora Mikazuki.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:03:12 No.23866860 View Reply Report Delete

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Who else shit drunk here?

Just realized that my life is going to suck from now on.

>Never going to own a house or nice apartment
>Never going to have gf or wife
>Never going to have a good job or decent amount of money
>mfw everything is fucking hopeless

I might be fucking drounk but anyone else feel something like me? wat do.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:28 No.23867957 View Reply Report Delete

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Has anyone here ever completely stopped fapping? It's been making me more awkward and I basically can't talk to females since I don't see the point when I can just fap to them.

Usually, I fap 3-4 times/day. Record is 6. I've gone 2 days without and I'm getting mood swings. Help, /r9k/?

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Vocaroo Thread: Spoopy Edition

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:00:51 No.23866800 View Reply Report Delete

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Vocaroo Thread! Let's hear those voices /r9k/
Apologies for the shitty laptop mic quality

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:21:35 No.23867326 View Reply Report Delete

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Are short guys intimidated by tall girls? How does a girl make herself less intimidating?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:27 No.23867925 Report Delete

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>>23867326
>Implying women care about short men
Stop pretending to be a girl, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:48 No.23867941 Report Delete

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>>23867791
I know right, girls say tall guys are cute all the time. It's just saying you're attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:42 No.23867965 Report Delete

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Intimidated is the wrong word.
If tall girls feel so insecure and awkward that they only date the tallest dudes and thus reject average height guys - if enough of the tall girls act this way - then as a man it's not worth bothering too much with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:53 No.23867973 Report Delete

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>>23867925
Amazons can't afford to focus their effort on that 1% of the population. Somethings gotta give.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:28 No.23867994 Report Delete

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>>23867349

Why is this same ugly woman being posted all over /r9k/?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:12:02 No.23865543 View Reply Last 50 Report Delete

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ITT post your torso

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:54 No.23867943 Report Delete

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>>23867672
Were you diagnosed by a doctor?

Looks a bit low to be PE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:58 No.23867945 Report Delete

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>>23867746
>>23867615
>>23867516
I have this same exact body type. Only difference is I haven't bothered shaving off any hair, and my nipples are a lot larger.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:27 No.23867955 Report Delete

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>>23867931

Also forgot image JUST

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:07 No.23867985 Report Delete

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I know you're jelly of my muscles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:24 No.23867993 Report Delete

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>>/lgbt/
Stay in your cage containment board you fucking faggots.
It was created for a reason.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:31:54 No.23866032 View Reply Report Delete

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Would you rather be a 6' pretty boy Chad or 6' 4" burly strongman?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:35:58 No.23867708 Report Delete

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>>23867513
The answer to this question is that humans never had alpha males since that term doesn't mean what /r9k/ think it means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:38:21 No.23867774 Report Delete

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I'm already a 6'4" pretty boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:39:25 No.23867803 Report Delete

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>>23867513
during the hundreds of thousands of years in which natural selection was relevant being a big guy made you more likely to survive

evolution isn't some conscious, adapting force like how you're thinking. sexual selection as we know it is a product of hundreds of thousands of years of trial and error, a couple centuries isn't going to change that at all.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:40:29 No.23867838 Report Delete

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either would be an upgrade I don't give a shit

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:22 No.23867991 Report Delete

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>>23867838
How new is this image?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:12:39 No.23867112 View Reply Report Delete

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is it possible to cure effects of years of mouthbreathing and fucked up teeths if you are over 25yo?

I had weird idea to make face profil foto and it looks like I do not have lower jew is far too back.

Now I am not sure what is the reason.

Fucked up teeths or mouthbreathing fucked up teeths

Shall I sudoku?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:41:19 No.23867858 Report Delete

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>>23867701
> live in canada
> orthodontist told me jaw surgery costs around 50k, but OHIP covers most of the costs so itll cost me around 2k (I forget actual price )
> im poor as fuck so I still cant afford it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:42:17 No.23867895 Report Delete

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do you have that?

my ortho said that at my age it will require to use it lifetime or teeth will get shit again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:42:45 No.23867908 Report Delete

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>>23867757
Good luck with that if you're in your early 20's and forget about it if you're past 25.
They're all overbooked, stressed out and don't want to deal with anymore paperwork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:12 No.23867951 Report Delete

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>lower jaw is forward by like half an inch but you can't tell
What does it mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:13 No.23867989 Report Delete

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>>23867895
ffs, why nagasaki turned on robot again

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:31:29 No.23867582 View Reply Report Delete

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What does it feel like to fuck a girl bareback?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:42:36 No.23867904 Report Delete

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>>23867582
I have never put my dick in an ass or vayayays with condom, it feels great, must be way better without tbqhwy fam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:39 No.23867932 Report Delete

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>>23867896
She must have banged a lot of dudes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:09 No.23867949 Report Delete

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>>23867904
Without* I mean

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:47 No.23867968 Report Delete

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>>23867899
Did you precum? Even a single sperm could create a baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:07 No.23867984 Report Delete

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>>23867932
I took her virginity a month ago and she's always been like that

no vagina can compare to a trained male deathgrip

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:45:34 No.23862094 View Reply Report Delete

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I finally met a girl from Tinder and it didn't go so well.

>match up with a girl at my uni
>decide to try out the "Netflix and chill line" for the first time and it actually works
>I tell her that I'll meet her at her place in an hour and we can walk back to mine
>When I meet her outside she offers me her hand instead of going for a hug which threw me off a little
>she tells me that she might have to leave early because her roommate drank too much at a friend's place
>during the 10 minute walk I'm always the one driving the conversation and she's hardly putting any effort into her responses
>we get back to my place and I put Netflix on in the living room
>she sits down with a whole couch cushion between us
>ask her if she wants something to drink and she tells me "no thanks"
>not even 10 minutes into the movie she takes out her phone and starts texting someone
>ask her if it's her drunk roommate and she says no
>about 5 minutes later her phone rings
>hear a guy say "hello"
>she says "Hi! I'll be right down!" in a cheerful tone, walks out the door, and says bye

Was it something I did?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:42:01 No.23867885 Report Delete

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>>23867844
lol ok

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:44 No.23867935 Report Delete

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>>23867885
damn yo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:45 No.23867967 Report Delete

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>>23862094

Well let me see if I can explain this for you... Have you ever seen a guy, and within a split second, known you would rip out his jugular and fucking bash his head in if given the opportunity? (Obviously, you don't follow through because you'd go to jail, face consequences, etc etc.). Most non-betas experience such animal canal instincts. I've met guys where, despite having such initial aversion, after talking to them, I didn't mind them or even liked them. It's rare, but it has happened.

Girls are typically the same way. Within a moment of meeting you, they know whether they want you inside them or not. If they decide not, you're not without hope. (Maybe if she sees you in a bar, she will simply pass you up.). Buy if she's put the effort into meeting you, typically she just won't abort. You still have a chance at salvaging the situation. It's difficult, but possible.

In your case, she knew she wasn't interested as soon as she saw you and gave herself an exit plan. She gave you a chance (albeit a small one) to salvage the situation, but as expected, you failed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:44:55 No.23867976 Report Delete

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what are you supposed to do if you live with your parents

tbh inviting a random slut home would be awkward

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:06 No.23867982 Report Delete

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>>23867935
:stopmute:

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