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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:58:03 No.23863751 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864768 >>23864814 >>23865098

>he pees in the stall

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:42:59 No.23864768 Report Delete

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>>23863751
>tfw i judge every fag that comes into the restroom sees me at the urinal and then walks to the furthest stall with her head down.

If there is some other dude at the urinal I'll go next them and piss as strong as I can. I love when they can't pee cause they get uncomfortable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:42:59 No.23864769 Report Delete

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>>23864459
> i dont want people to see my butt faggot

The autist reveals himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:44:43 No.23864814 Report Delete

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>>23863751
What are these rather unappealing ladies doing in the gents anyway?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:51:15 No.23864993 Report Delete

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>he makes these threads

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:55:17 No.23865098 Report Delete

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>>23863751
Anyone else use tile grout in public heads to get the initial pee going? I imgaine the texture and it helps to pee whenever I freeze up.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:55:10 No.23865094 View Reply Report Delete

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Does /r9k/ approve of my tendies?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:53:59 No.23865064 View Reply Report Delete

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Am I a normie, /r9k/?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:21:16 No.23861546 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864467

I'm curious: are those who jack off to anime guys (aka "husbandos") generally straight women, or faggots?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:52:04 No.23863629 Report Delete

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>>23862628
Let's hope you meet the right boy so you get to experience what it is like to be in one of the yaoi's that you fantasize about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:55:52 No.23863697 Report Delete

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>>23862708
Futa isn't gay though

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:57:58 No.23863749 Report Delete

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>>23863444
Breh, I'm not gay.
The greatest irony with traps is that they are obsessed with sexually pleasing straight men. It is their way of reinforcing the delusion of being female.
>I'm not a fag in a dress. I'm a real woman who is satisfying a straight man that is attracted to my femininity.
Of course, these idiots can never form loving relationships because the men they chase don't like penis. The trap I hooked up with was super cute and submissive and the blowjob was topnotch. BUT, the penis is a dealbreaker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:30:22 No.23864467 Report Delete

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>>23861546
Women.
3D faggots are biggest normalfags.
Too busy with 3DPD to care about husbandos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:53:56 No.23865063 Report Delete

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You all need to see the newest episode of south park, it is finally happening, the meme is going mainstream!!!

boipussy will rule the world!!!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:51:39 No.23865005 View Reply Report Delete

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Pepe belongs in the trash. When will you all start realizing how superior Wojak is to Pepe?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:15:27 No.23861406 View Reply Report Delete

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Hi anon. I am the new exchange student from Thailand.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:39:38 No.23859383 View Reply Last 50 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbekpNWbL5k

Is it really just a "prank" bro?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:33:37 No.23864549 Report Delete

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>>23864334
White people are not used to being confronted and having thier shit taken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:43:08 No.23864772 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864833

>>23860335
It probably has something to do with being poor nignogs living in violent urban ghettos. I doubt the reactions would be very different if you did this in some shithole like Russia or Pakistan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:44:23 No.23864804 Report Delete

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>>23864334
Pulling that stuff in some white trash neighborhoods would lead to similar reactions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:45:24 No.23864833 Report Delete

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>>23864772
I'd actually fear for their lifes if they'd pull that kind of stuff in Russia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:52:20 No.23865021 Report Delete

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>>23864334
Thugs will attack, no matter what color of the skin.

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Is it me or okc sucks?

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:05:10 No.23861142 View Reply Report Delete

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I've joined okcupid in the last month and while I've found many girls in the area none of them have answered to me, literally 0/~100.

So is that just me or anyone had a similar experience?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:40:08 No.23864690 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864711

Don't use OKC anymore but for every 100 messages sent I usually got:

~10-15 responses
~3-5 dates
~1-2 fuggs

gotta spam, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:40:45 No.23864711 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864797

>>23864690
what's your copy pasta?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:40:48 No.23864713 Report Delete

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>>23864411
>It's an area where women still actually appreciate men as equals and where family structure still exists.

Yeah, I noticed that too. That's kind of what I look in a girl actually. But from the videos I saw from there, it seems to be a place even shittier than Brazil (the program I watched showed only Manila, but I guess that's a good indicator, since it's their capital). Anyway, maybe someday then...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:44:02 No.23864797 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865009

>>23864711
Can't remember it now but it was really bland and non-threatening and about three sentences.

I found that trying to hook a girl's interest by being edgy or humorous or whatever backfired almost always. 90% of girls are too autistic for banter, especially over text, especially with a stranger.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:51:50 No.23865009 Report Delete

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>>23864797
I'm trying to increase my yields.

Usually I just let my profile sit and respond to messages, I try to steer the conversation to lewd subjects and gotten a date 60% of the time.

>>23864506
>>23864562
>>23864591
me.

I tried what you did, yeah they are incredibly stupid, they don't get /b/ humor. Need to get softer bait...

how do you handle visitors?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:53:05 No.23863650 View Reply Report Delete

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Did you take your poo to the loo today, robots?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

54m50n !qoThYyhabg

54m50n !qoThYyhabg Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:29:19 No.23864450 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864559 >>23864606 >>23864988

>tfw drinking Indian rum
it's very tasty, but I just hope the workers took their poo to the loo (and hopefully washed their hands thoroughly after)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:34:15 No.23864559 Report Delete

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>>23864450
They didn't, and they didn't.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:36:50 No.23864606 Report Delete

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>>23864450
Why do you think it's so tasty?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:51:07 No.23864988 Report Delete

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>>23864450
Why would they do any of that?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:02:17 No.23862455 View Reply Report Delete

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Is sex as amazing as normies make it out to be? Virgin here, I forced myself to make out with a girl once but it didn't feel that great and was awkward.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:11:37 No.23864066 Report Delete

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>>23864020
>shitholes of america
>first world
nice joke mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:18:45 No.23864221 Report Delete

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>>23863426
Basically, if you wear a condom then you are just helping each other masturbate without the use of fingers. Which in itself can be nice, but not as good as actual sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:24:17 No.23864347 Report Delete

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>>23863627
>>23863716
>thought crimes are punishable by death

ok gestapo lol. Actually I'll just keep enjoying my life and fantasize about fucking your future (lol as if) children

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:43:03 No.23864770 Report Delete

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>>23863601
Fucking degenerate pedos get to have sex with 5 women and I don't?

Tipped the FBI by the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:50:57 No.23864986 Report Delete

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>>23863601
Being a pedo must be the worst.

>Never get to experience true sexual statisfaction
>Everyone is disgusted by you
>The world would geniunely be a better place if you killed yourself

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