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Post what your minimum standards are for a partner.>pleasant to talk to and be around >sane and down to earth >not clingy >not fat
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>>23864027 This right here. Add loyal to the list and that's the perfect gf.
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>>23864094 I know, but I'm a NEET and dating sites are cancer around here. I just hope I get in a uni next year so I have a place to meet people
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>>23857957 Most girls that live in asian countries aren't fat at all.
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>>23864001 just look for very ugly black chicks
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>>23857841 >Not fat >Can hold a conversation >Can joke around with >Understands me >loyal >Like black guys
Anonymous
>Deep thoughts!
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>>23862807 Okay!
A dick defines a man. A dick is objectively measurable. A man can't help but compare it to his own hand at the very least.
Remember that, fembots, the next time you read about some male rando trying to apply x/10 to an entire human being/experience/abstract concept.
Anonymous
Bunch of pussylickers ITT.
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>>23864036 if i'm a pussylicker for being disappointed with men, then you must be a champion cocksucker.
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>>23864119 Roasties are so lame
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>>23864036 yup, lick the booty, not as flappy as the front shitter
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chek it
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incel manlet !!Lxb25I21puB
>been fapping/edging furiously for 7 hours >just took a shower and realized I tore a blood vessel in my dick >big bulge of blood under my foreskin
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>>23864547 How the fuck did you keep it up for seven hours?
You must have more stamina than a marathon runner. No wonder you ruined your dick.
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Uncut fags on suicide watch
Anonymous
>society paints violence and sociopaths as something exciting and relatable through media >meanwhile sex and passionate relationships are seen as something sinful and forbidden, unless grotesquely parodied
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>>23861713 >sex and passionate relationships are seen as something sinful and forbidden Yep, this is why youre a virgin fam
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>>23861923 Kill yourself fag. Faggy faggy fag.
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>>23861713 Cool. But I have a wife and I like my life. Who cares about society? Every hippie or politician I know has some awful double life where they shit on all their "morals" that they obsess about in public.
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>>23861713 Zero fucking content
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>>23861713 What the fuck is "society"? Anything with a voice these days?
Anonymous
>make a really good shitpost >wait 30 minutes for the replies to start raining in >no one actually replied
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>>23864418 I know how you feel man, they don't bite like they used to.
That or the bait is weak. Anonymous
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dude nobody talks to anyone here. every "conversation" you see is one person samefagging back and forth. every response looks the same on the screen, so why would we read anything other than what we tailor-make for ourselves? we're only here to smell our own textual farts. here, i'll prove it to you. i'm going to grab my penis and wiggle it around. okay? okay i'm doing it. now look down.
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>the universe is and always was >death is just as natural as life >we have no inherent purpose for being alive >our existence is an accident >earth is 4.5 billion years old >the universe is 13.8 billion years old >the average human lifespan is 70 years >humans will undoubtedly become extinct in the future
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>>23864057 Nigga I ain't reading all that shit.
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>>23864057 This post is actually logical.
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>>23863009 Once you actually realize how comical and absurd life is, it gets alot easier.
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>>23864497 Except it doesn't, if you have an easy life, you have an easy life, if you don't, you don't. It doesn't get any easier if you go insane and start deluding yourself into anything.
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>the universe is and always was >death is just as natural as life >we have no inherent purpose for being alive >our existence is an accident >earth is 4.5 billion years old >the universe is 13.8 billion years old >the average human lifespan is 70 years >humans will undoubtedly become extinct in the future
Anonymous
What are your plans for the weekend? Do you have plans?
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>>23864180 >party >standard robot activities >does not compute Anonymous
>>23863674 Maybe go late then? So it wont be weird ehen you leave early
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>>23864388 A friend coaxed me into meeting up with him before the party, so then I need to make up some excuse for me not being able to, but it actually sounds like a pretty good idea. Think I'm gonna do that, thanks anon.
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>>23864357 OP is a female married to John's son, who had children together.
thus john is her father in law
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>>23860897 Question is vague as fuck. He's male.
Anonymous
Who else /AtTheBarByThemselves/?
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Not in the mood for alcohol today. The whole fucking week I said to myself: Friday is going to be great because, you know, beer. Maybe tomorrow.
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>>23863831 I'm just waiting for people, I swear! I've been sitting here for a good 20 minutes though, I look pathetic, there are so many chicks walking past too
Fuck
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>>23863901 It's Friday mate, get a few beers down you!
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My friends came
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>>23863544 Nah mang, I would but I can't piss in a public toilet if its not a room you can close off.
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>neighbor is selling their house >people visit to check out the house to potentially purchase >be me, beating off with furious intensity with my upstairs window open as screams of lust emit from my speakers >i look out my window and 3 strangers have stopped inspecting the houses yard and are all standing still staring up straight to my window >roll the shade down :^)
54m50n !qoThYyhabg
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I bet that knocked at least a couple grand off the price
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Is Lucky Star any good? Might give it a shot.
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>>23864242 First few episodes are pretty bad but it picks up later
