Who's your 2D waifu?

again I'm really sorry for missing last week! I had like three midterms on Monday :( but tonight I will be drinking this at home all by myself while my best friend goes to a med/law faculty party to possibly snag herself a husband or something

I know you guys told me this is a shit drink but it's my fav

what are you guys drinking and why?
also as always ask a tipsy femanon anything

special almost-halloween edition: talk about unexplained spooky scary things that have happened to you

Does /r9k/ like Sam Hyde?

Mods, My date of birth is October 31st 1997

Why is she so perfect?

Ever notice this?
>attractive person doing something out of the ordinary
Quirky, free-spirited, silly
>unattractive or shy person doing something out of the ordinary
Weird, creepy, freakish

And even when we do follow every social convention we're STILL considered weirdos. The game is rigged against us fam (family).
Seriously, some chad outright farted in class and everybody just chuckled and forgot about it a few seconds later. If any of us had done that we'd be ridiculed and even further ostracized. Shit's ridiculous fam (family).

Does /r9k/ believe in an afterlife?

Would you consider yourself a boring person?

IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN TAKING A SHIT

WHY DID HUMAN ANCESTOR SPECIES NOT EVOLVE A WAY TO NOT TAKE SHITS

I'M A TALKING MONKEY ON A ROCK FLYING THROUGH SPACE GIFTED WITH LIFE AND INTELLIGENCE AMONG BILLIONS OF PLANETS AND SOLAR SYSTEMS THAT HAVE FUCKING NOTHING AND MY INCREDIBLE GIFT OF LIFE IS SQUANDERED BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE A HUGE UNCOMFORTABLE SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY

>tfw banned from /r9k/
>tfw can't post Misaki pics ON R9K
>tfw i want to migrate but don't know where to
>tfw tired wageslave all the time
MISAKI SAVE ME PLEASE ;_;