/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:16:54 No.23867215 View Reply Report Delete

who /manicepisode/ here?

>haven't slept for 2 days
>been cleaning my house and doing random exercises/stretches the entire time
>blasting death grips
>no appetite

What is happening to me and why does it feel so good?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:36:50 No.23867731 View Reply Report Delete

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Daily reminder rape is no more immoral than filesharing and women use the concept of it as a tool to persecute men for personal gain. Vaginas were LITERALLY made for taking penises, rape "victims" are at worst mildly inconvenienced in the way you'd be if someone insisted you eat ice cream when you weren't really in the mood to eat it.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:34:31 No.23867665 View Reply Report Delete

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>tfw you realize that people can see when you browse their profiles on facebook

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:22:57 No.23861580 View Reply Report Delete

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ITT: write a letter to someone you know browses this board and may very well read it.

Emily
Thanks for cheating on me, it helped me get over you.
I have no idea what I was thinking wasting my time with a dumb slag like you.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:39:10 No.23866212 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23866344 >>23866368 >>23867682

>forced to live with a normie for a short while
>he's okay, not a bro but definitely a chad normie
>try to understand how he flirts so easily and how charisma works
>see him talking to a cashier at one point while im waiting for him
>he says something, smiles and winks
>don't understand
>see him do it once again to a girl in his class and she smiles at him, blushes a little
>try to do it when he has a girl over
>say to her "hey [cuntflaps], I think you're looking better than the last time I seen you"
>wink and smile
>she stares blankly
>panic a little, wink harder
>she seems offended
>I panic, start to sweat, look at my roomate
>he's confused as fuck
>out of nerviousnes wink at him
>he shoots me the most "what the fuck look"
>say I have something in my eye and run off to the bathroom
>cry
>can hear them laughing
>sneak away into my room while they're watching some movie and stay there for days afterwards

Don't wink. It doesn't work.

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:42:13 No.23866289 Report Delete

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jesus fucking christ op

top autism right here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:44:21 No.23866344 Report Delete

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>>23866212
it doesn't work when you're ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:45:22 No.23866368 Report Delete

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>>23866212
Did you at least masturbate to them fucking on the couch?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:26:04 No.23867427 Report Delete

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>wink harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:34:59 No.23867682 Report Delete

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>>23866212
Holy fuck i cringed reading that OP.

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Autism

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:18:55 No.23867261 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867630

Take this autism test

>post results

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:20:57 No.23867307 Report Delete

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>13

not too bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:21:58 No.23867333 Report Delete

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>>23867299
you would probably fail test then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:23:57 No.23867375 Report Delete

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I got over 9000 autisms
sorry mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:32:58 No.23867630 Report Delete

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>>23867261
He's COMPLETELY covered in BAKED BEANS and there's NOTHING he can do to stop the BEANS from FLOATING around his UNAROUSED penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:34:42 No.23867674 Report Delete

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thos beans

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:26:52 No.23856888 View Reply Last 50 Report Delete

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/r9k/ Omegle thread

Where robots connect

Plz no blackboxing
Plz no screencapping and posting without permission

Enjoy

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:25:42 No.23865875 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867058 >>23867524

Who else here feels extreme jealousy very easily?

>tfw online friend doesn't message you for a day
>tfw online friend plays a game without you or even worse, with someone else

JUST KILL ME

I HATE FEELING THIS

why didn't I have to get the obsessive autism and not the apathetic non-caring autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:03:39 No.23866866 Report Delete

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Oh hey

Sorry I couldn't post in this thread sooner there was a quality thread on /int/ I was busy with haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:07:38 No.23866976 Report Delete

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i do anon

>tfw online friend tells you about how he played the game you two are playing with someone else before
>tfw you're going to sleep so online friend plays a game with someone else
>tfw friend of online friend starts messaging online friend to play with them

i really really need to stop this possessive jealousness ;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:10:33 No.23867058 Report Delete

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>>23865875
Whats your steam fam?

Ill be your friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:29:10 No.23867524 Report Delete

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>>23865875
Yes, I get jealous of all the anons with drugs and better lives than me.

It helps to know everyone dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:32:24 No.23867611 Report Delete

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Why is this a bad thing? I do feel kinda bad when I get like that, but I've told my friends, not really in a direct manner but jokingly. They don't get like that like me but they still understand the feel.

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le French thread

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:30:40 No.23863090 View Reply Last 50 Report Delete

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j'vai me faire tester pour l'asperger demain et je stresse.
pour ceux qui l'ont deja fait, a quoi je doit m'attendre ?

merci.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:04:22 No.23866882 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867011

>>23866767
Y'a differents themes, genre intelligence litteraire, ta capacite a t'exprimer, a expliquer le sens de mots, expressions, sinon ils te filent des dessins (le plus souvent, figures rouges sur fond blanc) et tu dois reconstituer ca avec des cubes. Y'a aussi les similitudes, ou tu dois trouver les objets qui vont "ensemble", qui ont un truc en commun. Et enfin les tests sur ta capacite a retenir des nombres, des lettres, puis a les reciter dans l'ordre s'ils te les ont donne dans le desordre. Ils peuvent aussi te donner une sorte de code, genre 1 = un dessin, 2 = un autre, et apres t'as une feuille entiere de chiffres auxquels tu dois associer leur symbole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:08:58 No.23867011 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867080

>>23866882
tu doit faire tout ca ? ou c'est au choix?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:11:29 No.23867080 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867330

>>23867011
Tout. Apres ca depend du test, perso celui que j'ai passe c'etait le WISC et c'est pour les gosses precoces, mais pour les Asperger ca differe peut-etre, meme si tu peux etre sur que t'auras des trucs comme ca.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:21:50 No.23867330 Report Delete

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>>23867080
ok merci,
franchement j'ai des doutes, je pense pas que le test de QI soit necessaire pour determiner l'autisme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:32:21 No.23867610 Report Delete

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oui oui bonjour capituler, french people can't be part of the aspie master race

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:15:24 No.23867175 View Reply Report Delete

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Does anyone else enjoy memeing about how terrible women are even you don't really think they're all that bad?

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:26:46 No.23867454 Report Delete

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I never do that. I just whine about how easy they have it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:26:59 No.23867464 Report Delete

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Yes, I shitpost about women because I'm bitter not because I actually hate them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:30:00 No.23867550 Report Delete

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>>23867380
same here. i had a gf and i have fwbs. i dont hate women but i like to shit on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:30:29 No.23867558 Report Delete

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epic trolling OP you gain 10 internets lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:32:04 No.23867602 Report Delete

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>>23867380
That's because people who know how full of shit women are will have their respect because they will know you are not a pussy whipped little mangina

signed, misogynist who get along with womyn

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