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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:12:45 No.23867114 View Reply Report Delete

>16
>knew this tall, beautiful girl
>used to cuddle all the time
>no relationship, no bullshit
>remember the feeling of walking up behind her and slipping my arms around her
>feeling her warm, fragile body in front of me
>we lay down and held hands
>rested her head on my lap
>felt her face in front of mine as our lips gentle pressed together

It lasted a few weeks and it's been 4 years since. My body aches, it literally aches to feel this again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:14:24 No.23867153 Report Delete

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>>23867114
now imagine being 16 and having none of that happen to you, at least you got to taste the good life faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:31:47 No.23867593 Report Delete

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>>23867114
I had a friend like that, she was gay but a total fox (if you were into tomboys), i don't think she could get the affection she was looking for from lesbian relationships so she came to me for it

That was fine by me, i had the partner to do stuff with and had no real problem picking up random roasties

She'd keep falling for girls and be gone for a few weeks/months, but in the end would always come back, using a key i gave her to let herself in at 3am, drunk, and silently slip into bed with me

A lot of drunk conversations would end up with "if only you were a girl" and i'd always come back with "if only you were straight"

That went on for about 3 years, before she eventually moved city for a job.

thanks for the feels anon, i hadn't thought about her for a good while.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:31:09 No.23867572 View Reply Report Delete

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Did you pray to your local shrine maiden today bots?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:21:51 No.23865791 View Reply Report Delete

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>mom pulls me out of school at 6 years old and barely let's me spend time with friends who aren't good little Christian homeschoolers
>acts surprised when I grow up to be a borderline retard shut in

So what's up robots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:46:15 No.23866394 Report Delete

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There's got to be someone out there that I can feel with

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:47:40 No.23866429 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23866538

you're on the wrong website bud. we're mostly well adjusted 20 year olds and our only problems consist of not having sex with females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:51:10 No.23866538 Report Delete

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>>23866429
I'm pretty gay but am desperate enough for an emotional relationship that I'll take whatever I can get

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:30:47 No.23867564 Report Delete

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Anybody? I honestly have no one else to talk to

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:15:26 No.23867177 View Reply Report Delete

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you will never go back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:23:17 No.23867366 Report Delete

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it hurt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:24:52 No.23867394 Report Delete

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>playing alliance

Fuck off pleb scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:26:21 No.23867438 Report Delete

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>>23867177
>tfw you spent the best days of your life playing WoW.

tfw you would do it all over again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:26:49 No.23867456 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867556

I'm there right now.

kronos - better scripted, low population
nostalrius - insane number of players

Do it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:30:19 No.23867556 Report Delete

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>>23867456
thanks for the servers name i'm gonna try nostalrius

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:45:04 No.23866362 View Reply Report Delete

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>be sitting outside on a cold night listening to some frogs croak coming from the pond in my backyard
>somebody nearby is burning something so everything smells like smoke

How's everyone's Halloween weekend going?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:23:04 No.23867358 Report Delete

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>>23867183
We're just getting old bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:25:57 No.23867423 Report Delete

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>>23867358
>tfw we'll die soon enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:28:54 No.23867518 Report Delete

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>>23866362
>go out to the off licence quickly to get a bottle of vodka
>come home and see someone on Skype I've been wanting to talk to
>just as I'm about to reply they go offline
bad timing I guess
Tomorrow I've been invited to a Halloween party by an old friend but I'm almost certainly not going, I'll just get drunk on my own again
>tfw slowly becoming an alcoholic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:29:19 No.23867528 Report Delete

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>>23867423
I honestly can't see myself living past my 20's

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:30:00 No.23867549 Report Delete

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>>23867518
>be on skype talking to my guy friend chad
>see creepy guy from my highschool log in
>tell chad to just drive over so we can watch netflix and chill and log off before creep can harass me again

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:36:54 No.23866157 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23866884 >>23867126

How do I make a thread that will get 100 replies?

The most successful threads I make get 50 max and those are bait threads.

How do I make a QUALITY thread people will enjoy?

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:51:02 No.23866533 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23866616

samefag the shit out of the thread until plebs think there is actualyl something worth their attention going on in the thread and you got yourself a 200 replies guaranteed thread in no time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:53:49 No.23866616 Report Delete

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>>23866387
>>23866533
Samefagging already happening l see. kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:04:30 No.23866884 Report Delete

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>>23866157
Some of it is luck and location.

I started a holocaust truth thread on /pol/ and it didn't get past 30 replies.

I posted the thread again on /r9k/ and it got over 120

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:13:11 No.23867126 Report Delete

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>>23866157
Try posting something that's not homosexual. That might help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:29:55 No.23867545 Report Delete

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>>23866884
Actually wait I think I did in fact get over 100 replies on a holocaust thread on /pol/. Wasn't even b8 but I only got a handful of serious replies. By the time that many people responded I gave up on the thread.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:21:11 No.23867316 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867505

I can't feel my face when I'm with you and I love it

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:29:26 No.23867533 View Reply Report Delete

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El Psy Kongroo.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:00:06 No.23866781 View Reply Report Delete

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Tell me about your friends /r9k/

Past or present

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:05:49 No.23866922 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867352 >>23867532

What about future friends?
My friends will be a group of 4 people. 2 girls and 2 boys. One of the boys is gay but not gay gay. Just gay that is not rubbing his sexuality all the time.
They will live in less than a 10 minutes walking. We will cook every weekend barbecue or watch or play games. We will all get involved romantically. And there will be no hard feelings after things don't work out romantically. We might enjoy orgies from time to time.
They will have nice jobs and will be able to travel in holidays. We might take rent a car or something and travel one a summer through Europe or USA. This will be one of our most bonding experiences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:22:58 No.23867352 Report Delete

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>>23866922
Cool friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:29:25 No.23867532 Report Delete

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>>23866922
this is probably more depressing to read than it would be to hear about friends in the past.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:55:29 No.23866665 View Reply Report Delete

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>tfw no Jughead bf

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:21:57 No.23867332 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867409

>>23867267
Why don't you stop being an ass and try to help him or talk to him about what's going on
If he dosent want to then stop acting like the world revolves around you and give the man space.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:25:09 No.23867402 Report Delete

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Never post this thread again.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:25:23 No.23867409 Report Delete

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>>23867332
>Why don't you stop being an ass and try to help him or talk to him about what's going on
Im but he doesnt wants to

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:28:48 No.23867510 Report Delete

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you piece of shit op you shitttt

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:29:19 No.23867527 Report Delete

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fuuuuuuuuck youououuuuuuuuuu

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