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ITT: We interpret each other's dreams. I'll start.

>be me, in dream
> I drove up to my parent's house
> Got out of the car, entered the house
> in the front room I shouted someone's name
> Went up to the kitchen, got something to drink
> I turned around, saw blood everywhere
> I followed a trail of blood out of the kitchen and into the dining room
> in the dining room there was a girl lying in a pool of blood on the floor, missing a huge part of her arm
> Grill said "I messed with the button!"
> I start sobbing and trying to stick chunky bits of her former arm onto her now stump arm
It was then that I woke up

What does this mean /r9k/?

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Has anyone here ever completely stopped fapping? It's been making me more awkward and I basically can't talk to females since I don't see the point when I can just fap to them.

Usually, I fap 3-4 times/day. Record is 6. I've gone 2 days without and I'm getting mood swings. Help, /r9k/?
!wAps27rHEg

!wAps27rHEg No.23867902 ViewReplyReportDelete
Ima show you how to play bitches like a fiddle

>See this bitch?

No.23867859 ViewReplyReportDelete
tfw my penis is too big/hard and she doesn't let you go full force on her puss

tfw she just wriggles around on my dick for a bit, but i really wanna just pound her from behind.

tfw i let her wriggle around and just kind of enjoy it, and she starts to fuck half my dick and is letting out little moans.

she reaches back and grabs my hand and i grab her hips, and i start to fuck her slowly, but she pulls foward when im about 3/4 inside her.

tfw she keeps pulling forward as im trying to fuck her, so i do that for a bit. i go hilt deep and she gasps and pulls forward, but then i grab your hips and pull her onto my cock.

my cock is kinda thick and stiff as piece of wood.

she keeps arching her back and i tell her to relax, and she finally relaxes a little bit and i start fucking her. she pulls forward just a little bit but is taking most of my dick.

i fuck her for a while, cumming delayed because im not fully in her. i finally cum, pretty hard. i collapse forward behind her on my hands onto the bed, my chest on her back.

and my dick is still hard

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who /alcoholic/ here?

>tfw my tolerance is so high I can drink insane amounts of alcohol in a day now

>tfw I don't even get dizzy or puke, or hungover at all anymore

pretty sure i am killing myself quickly with this
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