[1 / 1 / ?]

No.23840355 ViewReplyReportDelete
Something good happened.

Lately I've felt guilty about fapping to 2D dickgirls, and so I devised a test to find out what turns me on and not. I masturbated anally a few times in my late teens and IF I recall correctly I came without touching my cock. Haven't done it again in years, but now I tested it again.

It felt like nothing. I started with enema (kinda okay, purifying) and proceeded to use the... objects, but it felt like shit, literally, LIKE TAKING A SHIT. I tried it for a while, didn't get hard really, and pondered.

Anal didn't turn me on. I don't like anal. I don't like things in my butt. I know fapping to 2D dickgirls isn't exactly straight, but at least I'm not a fucking faggot sissy. I AM THE PENETRATOR. I PENETRATE WOMEN.

ALL HAIL PENETRATOR