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"Sure Timmy Toddlewater, I'd like to hang out with you after school tomorrow" Timmy couldn't control a smile from vice gripping his stupid face
"W-wow samantha you really m-mean it?! Golly gee! We'll have such a swell time I can't wait!" Timmy paced off afraid to say anything else to make her change her mind, he immediately rushed home and started thinking of plans for tomorrow evening. "MOM GUESS WHAT! samantha SPRAYBERRY said she'd go on a date with me!" Timmy's mom sat in the kitchen smoking her winfield cigarettes, and wondering why her husband refused to fuck her anymore. "Wow Timmy, that sure is great, where are you going to take such a a beautiful young lady?". Timmy's mother knew the Sprayberry's were an eccentric family, but still was shocked that her nerdy wimpy son was sucessful with samantha who was obviously out of her sons league. Back in her days as a young girl in High School she would have lauged Timmy right out of the halls and back into the library, but this was a strange time where beautiful women rejected the obviously superior men and for whatever reason found value in a young man with good grades and a chess addiction.
"Well I was gonna take her to Pop's Shake Shack...a-and then I thought I could take her to the newstand..a-and show her all the cool comics they have!". Timmy's mother shot his plans down rather quickly "Timmy sweetie, the milkshakes are fine but do you really think miss samantha wants to spend her time looking at cartoons made for juveniles? surely you can think of something more mature and perhaps she might want to see you a second time, now mommy has to finish the laundry so I surely wish you good luck with your date dear"
"W-wow samantha you really m-mean it?! Golly gee! We'll have such a swell time I can't wait!" Timmy paced off afraid to say anything else to make her change her mind, he immediately rushed home and started thinking of plans for tomorrow evening. "MOM GUESS WHAT! samantha SPRAYBERRY said she'd go on a date with me!" Timmy's mom sat in the kitchen smoking her winfield cigarettes, and wondering why her husband refused to fuck her anymore. "Wow Timmy, that sure is great, where are you going to take such a a beautiful young lady?". Timmy's mother knew the Sprayberry's were an eccentric family, but still was shocked that her nerdy wimpy son was sucessful with samantha who was obviously out of her sons league. Back in her days as a young girl in High School she would have lauged Timmy right out of the halls and back into the library, but this was a strange time where beautiful women rejected the obviously superior men and for whatever reason found value in a young man with good grades and a chess addiction.
"Well I was gonna take her to Pop's Shake Shack...a-and then I thought I could take her to the newstand..a-and show her all the cool comics they have!". Timmy's mother shot his plans down rather quickly "Timmy sweetie, the milkshakes are fine but do you really think miss samantha wants to spend her time looking at cartoons made for juveniles? surely you can think of something more mature and perhaps she might want to see you a second time, now mommy has to finish the laundry so I surely wish you good luck with your date dear"
