>drink drive
>driving through my country
>sun sets
>pitch dark
>walk into forest by sea
>it's a place where baby seals come to swim in under this waterfall
>like 100 of them in this rock pool around a forest
>pretty cool place really
>look around in the darkness, shining light
>all these wide eyeballs staring back at me
>drunk and high, kind of tripping out
>feeling mischievous
>pick up rock
>throw at right at the head of one of these baby seals
>direct fucking hit
>watch the cunt sieze up, falls into a littl stream off it's rock
>shine my rock on it
>watch it slowly bleed out and drown, making gurgling sounds and turning the water reddish
>it has severe head trauma
>watch the light slowly fade from it's eyes as it becomes a murdered corpse
>trek back to my car and drink drive/smoke joints through the mountains and countrysde on my way home
>get a bit paranoid because it's a quite a bad crime to do that (you can be put in jail)
>notice that I have no guilt, my only worry is getting caught, worry fades quickly knowing there would be no way I get caught unless someone was hiding in the forest watching me on they somehow could get my prints off the bloodied rock
>completely forget about it until this thread
I am become /edge/
