Alright fellow robots, I've had a strange cocktail of drugs tonight and I don't have anyone else to talk to about it, so read on:

>be me
>need to get schoolwork done
>whyNotAdderall?.jpeg
>snort 10mg xr
fast forward 3 hours
>work is done, time to relax
>twitchyAF.gif
>pound three beers
>still twitchy, now I'm just a little dizzy
>decide I need to smoke some weed, that always works
>smoke my last gravity bong hit and head back inside to watch new girl on netflix
>be now dizzy, twitchy and hi as dicks
>parents get home from bar
>hear me violently coughing upstairs
>Dad: why not take your bronchitis medicine? That'll make you feel better!
>ohYeaImSick.jpeg
>too high to realize that I'm now adding codeine and anti-biotics to this cocktail
>a couple hours go by, realize i'm not tired at all and I need to get up for class in the morning
>whyNotTakeACoupleBenedryl.jpeg?
>take 3 for good measure
>wait another hour, decide to chan for a bit

So now I feel completely sober, my brain is doing acid style looping and I'm too twitchy to relax and fall asleep.

My day so far, how has yours gone, anon?

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