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>in senior year of highschool
>programming teacher takes maternal leave for her newborn son
>substitute teacher brought in to replace her
>sub doesn't know shit about programming
>calls USB flash drives "Flash sticks"
>fuckingnormies
>she always said it fast so it sounded like "Flash dicks"
>stay late after school to "finish an assignment" in the classroom
>wait for everyone to leave
>it's just me and the sub
>walk up behind her and tap her on the shoulders
>smirk and start unzipping my pants
>she turns her head towards me
>I ask her "How do you like THIS flash dick?" and whip out my cock
>get expelled
>programming teacher takes maternal leave for her newborn son
>substitute teacher brought in to replace her
>sub doesn't know shit about programming
>calls USB flash drives "Flash sticks"
>fuckingnormies
>she always said it fast so it sounded like "Flash dicks"
>stay late after school to "finish an assignment" in the classroom
>wait for everyone to leave
>it's just me and the sub
>walk up behind her and tap her on the shoulders
>smirk and start unzipping my pants
>she turns her head towards me
>I ask her "How do you like THIS flash dick?" and whip out my cock
>get expelled
