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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:02:56 No.23847500 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23847810 >>23847857 >>23847880 >>23848428 >>23848526 >>23848601

You have one year to learn how to play a musical instrument and perform a song that's longer than 2 minutes. Doing so will lead you into a life of self-sufficiency, good self-esteem, and a QT girlfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs4QwhPr4hE

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:07:38 No.23847591 Report Delete

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> used to play trumpet
> could play all kinds of classic pieces and concertos
> never had gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:13:50 No.23847730 Report Delete

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true that i write songs and it brings me fulfullment and confidence like i've never had before in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jJhgK7FECY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:14:51 No.23847749 Report Delete

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>>23847730
>fulfillment
whoops

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:18:12 No.23847810 Report Delete

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>>23847500
I can already play the violin and piano.

My piano skills are way shittier than violin though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:20:21 No.23847857 Report Delete

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>>23847500
I have been playing the oboe for 25 years

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:21:32 No.23847880 Report Delete

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>>23847500
Done and done fam where do i pick up this girlfriend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:25:11 No.23847955 Report Delete

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CohAlQh6rU
here's a song i wrote about r9k

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:26:52 No.23847988 Report Delete

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>Play the six-string for my own enjoyment
>No gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:48:36 No.23848428 Report Delete

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>>23847500
that's a cute song and i'm glad you posted that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:50:59 No.23848466 Report Delete

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>get a guitar
>strum 3 open chords
>THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED
you could learn this in a matter of weeks and pull hipster girls with ease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:54:27 No.23848526 Report Delete

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>>23847500
OR:
What I could do is go back in time to my childhood and vaguely play with a psychotic but sick child in her hospital bed, then promise to marry her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:55:41 No.23848549 Report Delete

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>>23847955
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CohAlQh6rU

you are so right! /r9k/ is so gay and needs to go away.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:57:59 No.23848588 Report Delete

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>>23848549
yeah fam it needs to go away from my life but it's not going to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:58:44 No.23848601 Report Delete

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>>23847500
I played guitar in my teens. Trust me, that isn't what determines whether or not you have a girlfriend.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:19:41 No.23848915 Report Delete

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>>23848466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypT2NBIgYY

You mean like this guy? He's definitely drowning in pussy juice.

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