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>be me
>be 26, new to college town
>just starting college cause poorfag
>after months of no meaningful contact with people at school decide to go to atheist club meeting
>mybe godless qt3.14s
>show up late
>fashionable.jpg
>no qts at all
>full of 18-20 neckbeards & SJWs & one token black chick
>leader of discussion is SJW type asian chick, 5/10
>talking about sex in society
>heard the phrase "well if i ever had sex with someone i would...:" more than once from audience
>I'm silent so far
>question on slideshow "What's a deal breaker in a relationship for you?"
>"people who don't take care of themselves physically" I proclaim
>SJW phasers set to stun
>SJW leader says that some people can't help but to be overweight
>momentofbrilliance.exe
>"I can't help but to be attracted to thin women"
>decide to leave while I'm still ahead
>make my exit
>get curly fries at JintheB on my way home

I hope I don't have class with any of them in the future.