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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:25:28 No.23847960 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23848003 >>23848038 >>23848058 >>23848101 >>23849586

I'm considering buying a Russian wife.

I want a real woman who isn't fat and who hasn't been corrupted by feminism.

Does anyone know how to go about making such a purchase without getting ripped off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:27:40 No.23848003 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23848365 >>23848535

>>23847960
She will leave you once she gets into the U.S.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:28:33 No.23848018 Report Delete

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>participating in the Russian import-a-stacey program

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:28:43 No.23848021 Report Delete

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Let's move there I'm down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:28:59 No.23848027 Report Delete

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this is what will happen
>order Russian wife
>some fat, old woman turns up a month later
>takes the signed documents off you and fucks off
>you never hear from her again
>a year later immigration officials turn up to your house
>russian lady brought her husband and their extended family to live in your country with forged documents
>you spend the next 20 years in prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:29:21 No.23848038 Report Delete

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>>23847960
Try a Ukrainian one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:30:01 No.23848058 Report Delete

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>>23847960
lol @ filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:31:05 No.23848075 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23848133 >>23849663

go for a filipina. Better chances she will stick around with you. She can probably take better care of you and your future kids than the russian would

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:32:15 No.23848101 Report Delete

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>>23847960
she won't like you. at best, she'll tolerate you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:33:21 No.23848133 Report Delete

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>>23848075
She will still be a turbo bitch who will try to get her entire family to come live with you every chance she gets. This is true of every mail order bride, regardless of country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:36:08 No.23848183 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23848273

if I can raw fuck a beautiful blonde eastern european girl for a few months before she runs off, I'd be cool with her leaving/making me pay child support and divorcing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:37:31 No.23848217 Report Delete

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Rent a whore and pay extra for the Girlfriend Experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:41:05 No.23848273 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23848445 >>23850034

>>23848183
Op here. This anon gets it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:45:56 No.23848365 Report Delete

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>>23848003
this

OP knows nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:49:23 No.23848445 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23848538

>>23848273
yeah man. Its like, obviously she isn't gonna love me or anything, and she'd just be using me to get into the country. But knowing that, if she lets me fuck her its a fair deal, I think. I'm just not gonna get that quality of woman otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:54:50 No.23848535 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23848612

>>23848003
statistically the opposite is true. mail order marriages are successful a good 20% higher than normie marriages

and even it wasn't true, where is she going to go? she doesn't know anyone or have anywhere to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:55:08 No.23848538 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23848609

>>23848445

It would be more than just a few months. She has to stay married to you for a few years to be able to stay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:59:20 No.23848609 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23849432

>>23848538
in that time I'm definitely gonna impregnate her, then, and then i will have beautiful children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:59:30 No.23848612 Report Delete

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>>23848535
Sluts will find a way. They always have. They are truly parasites.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:02:20 No.23848652 Report Delete

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WAIT!?

you can do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:47:34 No.23849432 Report Delete

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>>23848609
dude don't.
she'll take your beautiful children from you, and then you'll be paying some absurd amount to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:50:19 No.23849490 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23849591

A real woman also needs a real man, i.e. an alpha. Is that you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:55:28 No.23849586 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23849614

>>23847960
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3249478/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:55:39 No.23849591 Report Delete

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>>23849490
Of course. I'm American.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:57:31 No.23849614 Report Delete

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>>23849586
>feminist propaganda

The success rate of mail order bride marriages is much hire than normal marriages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:01:20 No.23849663 Report Delete

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>>23848075
Fug no flips are terrible and the girls are extensively fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:06:53 No.23849740 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23849810

1. start to learn Russian
2. learn to read/write middle age runes
3. move to Russia for 1 year
4. not a big city (about 250K people tops)
5. socialize with university/highier class grills
6. get a qt3.14
7. ask her to move with you back to 1st world
8. marry
9. stop going to r9k

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:12:01 No.23849810 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23849853 >>23849893

>>23849740
that seems difficult tbh fam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:13:38 No.23849832 Report Delete

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women are like circus tigers, they appear to be tamed but can still lash out at the trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:14:47 No.23849847 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23849878

Don't do this, OP.
Trust me, i'm russian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:15:06 No.23849851 Report Delete

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But that's not '''genuine'''

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:15:11 No.23849853 Report Delete

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>>23849810
yea, easy things usually don't work when we talk about girls.
easy: go out, meet grills, ask her out. No need to going to russia for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:16:36 No.23849877 Report Delete

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I was thinking about this myself but I don't know if they'd go for a blackbot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:16:37 No.23849878 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23849978

>>23849847
why not? Do russian grills like americans?
Also do they like us dollars and high living standards? Pls respond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:17:44 No.23849893 Report Delete

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>>23849810
He's trying to make it seem more difficult than it actually is.

Op, if you want a Russian wife, go to Kitty Hawk, NC during the summer. There are hundreds of Russian university students who work there during the summer break and most of them look a lot better than that freak you posted in your Op.

It should be really easy to find one who wants to stay here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:23:04 No.23849978 Report Delete

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>>23849878
>Do russian grills like americans?
Worse. Much much worse.
>isn't fat
Wrong. They never look after themselves, eat trash food mostly and look like 40 in 25.
>corrupted by feminism
Wrong again. The corrupted with the *worst* form of feminism - "You are a rapist, facist and sexist. Now go buy me a car, because i am princess and you owe me everything."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:26:53 No.23850034 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850372

>>23848273
>I don't want a women corrupted by feminism
>I'm okay with paying child support
I don't understand you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:49:46 No.23850372 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850389

>>23850034

I don't mind paying to support a child as long as it stays in my house and I get to enjoy watching it grow up. Marrying a Russian is less risky than marrying an American. 22% more likely to stay with me and not file for divorce than an American wife.

Also, I'll but much more likely to get her to sign a prenuptial agreement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:51:14 No.23850389 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850413

>>23850372
Even russian mail order brides have standards. Good luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:52:57 No.23850413 Report Delete

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>>23850389
Being able to earn American dollars meets most of them.

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