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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:22:42 No.23849971 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850154 >>23850316 >>23850484 >>23850775 >>23851530 >>23852062 >>23853356 >>23855122 >>23855988 >>23858568

Just remember wagecucks, the neets always win no matter what. You are away at work slaving away to pay for our neetbux while we sit at home playing vidya, exercising, and whatever a neet decides to do. You will be worrying about your next day at work while the neet is just lounging away watching the latest anime. Just remember wagecucks, the neets always win...

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:34:19 No.23850154 Report Delete

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>>23849971
>tfw livin' the life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:44:18 No.23850297 Report Delete

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Post symphony neetcuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:45:48 No.23850316 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850347

>>23849971
How do you become a neet in the first place. Do you have to have a disability and get certified by the feds or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:48:01 No.23850347 Report Delete

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>>23850316
The vast majority of NEETs are dependent on their parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:52:32 No.23850406 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851970

>>23850347
>Want to be neet
>Parents don't want me living with them anymore
Fuck. I just thought that there was a fed program or something that gives you a small amount of money annually for basically being disabled and unable to work or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:58:06 No.23850484 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850614 >>23857758

>>23849971
Neet is fucking weak. You have no real cash to ever do or buy anything, it will never get better. You live with your parents or in some welfare shithole. No friends, cuz most people will identify that you are a loser. Quit kidding yourself, it sucks cock to be a neet.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:07:10 No.23850614 Report Delete

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>>23850484
jelly brah?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:13:05 No.23850699 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850758 >>23850800 >>23850840 >>23852751

man i dont like being a neet

>wake up every day at 3pm
>get breakfast at 4pm
>think about the things i could have done while i was asleep
>play vidya
>noticing its already dark outside
>have dinner
>play more vidya
>go to sleep at 4am
>l..living the life

what's so fun at this? this gets repetitive after a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:15:21 No.23850737 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851040 >>23857092 >>23858627

>tfw made 20k$ in the last year making youtube videos as a university student

tick tock neet cucks, ask your mommy for some money so that you can buy some figurines, meanwhile I do 15 hours of work a week and play games and party for the remainder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:17:22 No.23850758 Report Delete

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>>23850699
Add weed/alcohol in there a couple times a day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:18:31 No.23850775 Report Delete

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>>23849971

> Working "well adjusted" people constantly CONSTANTLY take this bait, then have the fucking gall to tell other robots to stop taking the "fembot here" bait.

It's like a neat little circle of viciousness we have here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:19:57 No.23850800 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851022

>>23850699
I'm in the same boat, on the same schedule. It really does get pretty boring.
I'm happiest in NEETdom when I'm working on a creative project, but I've lost all drive to create anything, for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:22:13 No.23850827 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850967

>>23850758
i used to drink every now and then while playing vidya

its really fun playing csgo drunk while laughing at other people but then my head hurts and i feel dizzy, so i stopped drinking after that

also weed isn't really cheap here and i dont know where to buy it from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:23:35 No.23850840 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850878 >>23854924

>>23850699
Hobbies man. I like to:
>go to warhammer place and paint figurines with nerds
>workout
>go shooting
>go fishing
>go hunting
>practice guitar
>write shit

If you're NEET you have so much more time for hobbies. If you're a poorer NEET just do cheaper hobbies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:25:51 No.23850878 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852656

>>23850840
i workout most of the week

problem is i don't feel motivated to go to the gym after waking up so late. i feel like i need something to wake me up early so i can feel good and refreshed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:26:28 No.23850884 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850917 >>23851322 >>23853011

Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
Anne Frank

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:28:28 No.23850917 Report Delete

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>>23850884
I see that worked out really well for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:29:00 No.23850927 Report Delete

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any canadians here? how do i NEET without autism?

I already don't work but i wanna get paid for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:32:41 No.23850967 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851014

>>23850827
I love drunk csgo too
If you have normal siblings they can sometimes help you get a weed connect.
Other things i do to pass the time is watch sports, walk dogs, workout with dumbbells in my room, cook
Try to wake up a little earlier so its not night as soon as you wake up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:33:16 No.23850972 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23850990 >>23850994

>>23850917
That's funny. She did more for humanity in her short life than you would in a hundred lifetimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:35:24 No.23850990 Report Delete

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>>23850972
forgot my qoute
A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave.
B. Franklin

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:35:34 No.23850994 Report Delete

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>>23850972
she wrote a diary that some other filthy jew decided to publish for monetary gain

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:37:05 No.23851014 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851087

>>23850967
kinda wish i could wake up early with a reason

that's why i feel i need a job so i can wake up early and earn some actual money without asking my parents.
i had a temporary job last summer for 2 weeks and tbh it felt really good waking up, going to work and coming back with a feeling that i've done something productive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:37:27 No.23851017 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851130 >>23851158 >>23851472 >>23858359

What's your plan tomorrow fellow neets :^)

I think I'm going to wake up early and run 5 miles in my lovely neighborhood and come back to my house and hit the punching bag for an hour. Take a nice long hot bath and make my self a delicious bacon and cheese omelet :). Going to head to the library around noon and indulge myself in knowledge. After I'm done I'll pick up a coffee from the local cafe and take a stroll around the pretty old town the library is situated at. When I get home my mother will have dinner already done for me (put in a special request for chicken parm yesterday ;) . I will then enjoy the rest of my night finishing Alien Isolation which I purchased a couple of days ago while casually drinking whiskey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:37:37 No.23851022 Report Delete

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>>23850800
Its impossible when youre a neet.

You have discipline as sturdy as a sand castle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:38:35 No.23851040 Report Delete

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>>23850737
>20k
>12 months
>sufficient

Third world inhabitant detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:39:44 No.23851058 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851276

>>23850994
>some other filthy jew

you mean her father who was the only one from her family who survived the holocaust?
you realize he published the book right after he found out she was dead right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:41:56 No.23851087 Report Delete

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>>23851014
Yea you get that feeling at first but it goes away pretty quick
Just try to wake up at an earlier time like 11-12

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:44:02 No.23851130 Report Delete

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>>23851017
Can you greentext, you meme loving piece of shit?

Anyways
>wake up at 7
>feed lil bro breakfast
>take him to school
>on the way back buy coffee and a donut
>watch bob ross stream at home
>maybe try to paint but whats the point
>finsih my book
>take a nap
>seirously get a break down from not working on something no seriously how do i be creative on my own? Im not fucking kidding help me out here.
>wake up
>pick up lil bro at about 5
>eat sum din din
>let him play my pc games
>watch some netflix together
>read him a book
>put him to bed
>no really how do i fucking stay creative on my own. I dont have to worry about money. So why is nothing happening holy fu-
>drink coffee
>eat a bun
>watch some streams
>sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:46:34 No.23851158 Report Delete

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>>23851017
>whiskey

Reported to your mom. No dessert for you tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:55:15 No.23851276 Report Delete

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>>23851058
and refused to publish it in its entirety as well, every moron can write and publish a book

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 04:59:07 No.23851322 Report Delete

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>>23850884
>This guy is seriously quoting a meme book here

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:06:05 No.23851396 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851409

>play video games
>do daily exercises
>watch a new movie every day
>read books when I'm not in the mood for anything else
>hang out with my close friend whenever he has free time

And I've been on the opposite side as well, had a steady job and more money that I knew how to spend, my contract ran out and now I'm back to being a NEET. It just blows my mind that wagecucks come into these threads promoting a life of slavery, while the rest of us are spending the majority of our waking hours doing things we love.

Life is short, don't spend it slaving away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:07:21 No.23851409 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851483

>>23851396
How do you afford living? Parents?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:09:41 No.23851430 Report Delete

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Your daily reminder

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:13:48 No.23851472 Report Delete

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>>23851017
God, you make it sound so pretty and delightful. Tell me, when you shit, do rainbows come out of your asshole?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:13:50 No.23851473 Report Delete

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>try to do creative work as a neet
>nothing happens
>mfw it suddenly dawns on me
>neet is for relaxation
>if i want to do something with my life even creatively, need to put myself out there
I think im done being a neet boys. Its been fun. But i gotta make some moves now and jump in the water swim with the tide. Cant get jack done holed up by my lonesome in my cave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:15:07 No.23851483 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851572

>>23851409
I inherited my grandparents estate when my grandmother passed away, ended up selling it, bought two smaller apartments that I now rent out. I live at home though, since my parents own a rather large house, never saw the need to move out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:19:36 No.23851530 Report Delete

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>>23849971
Daily reminder that neetcucks can't fool anyone - these threads are made in fierce denial of the terror you live with every day that society will stop throwing you scraps and let you starve.

>the neets always win
>the neets get to think they win as long as the tax paying workers let them
Ftfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:25:13 No.23851572 Report Delete

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>>23851483
well sounds like you just lucked out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:26:51 No.23851600 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851631

How can you even live on the tiniest of my scraps? Do you just wait until the 3x1 insta-noodles offer at the supermarket and buy them all at once for the month?

I guess if there's no offer that means no eating for a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:29:48 No.23851631 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851652 >>23851682 >>23851710

>>23851600
I get $327 mental illness bucks a week, it's enough to cover bills and eat decent food and occasionally buy a video game.

not in america though, I hear crazybux laws are much harsher there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:31:37 No.23851652 Report Delete

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>>23851631
What country do you live in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:34:25 No.23851682 Report Delete

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>>23851631
>1308 dollars a month
>enough to cover bills, eat decent food and even buying video games

Didn't know that Africa used dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:36:44 No.23851710 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851752

>>23851631
I'm in new zealand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:41:00 No.23851752 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851865

>>23851710
Dude NZ is giving it away.
What illness have you got?
Forgive the interest - I work for Centrelink in Australia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:50:14 No.23851865 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851923

>>23851752
bad depression and social anxiety. I used to have to get a doctor to sign off on me every 3 months to keep getting the money, but after my last suicide attempt during which I actually died (heart stopped for two minutes in the ICU but they brought me back) they seem to have accepted that I'm a basket case and I've been placed onto a longer term benefit that won't need to be renewed until the end of 2017.

I assume these NEET/wagecuck threads that glorify getting disability money are just a joke. being a crazy loser who can't function in society feels pretty shitty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:56:03 No.23851923 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851966

>>23851865
Damn, NZ is a lot nicer that Australia.
We'd have just put you on work for the dole.

They're probably a joke - I'm on the other side of the disability money, and it doesn't seem like any of them are having fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:01:33 No.23851966 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23851992

>>23851923
surprised to learn Aus is harsh about welfare, I'd heard otherwise for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:02:10 No.23851970 Report Delete

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>>23850406
I've heard of someone being on a permanent disability benefit and not working for some anxiety complex in my country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:05:40 No.23851992 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852026

>>23851966
Nah, we've cracked down a fair bit.
I mean the dole is easy enough to get on and be on, but it pays shit (like $480/fortnight at max).
Disability used to be cruisy as fuck - $800 a fortnight, and people would just travel to Asian countries for 6 weeks at a time, live like kings, come back for a week or two to maintain residency and go back. Rules changed for travel and fucked it all up.
Plus we got rid of the baby bonus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:08:01 No.23852026 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852080

>>23851992
Some of the neetcucks on /r9k/ claim to be aussies. And claim to be happy and living easy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:10:58 No.23852062 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852588 >>23852614 >>23852649 >>23853068

>>23849971
reminder, parasites

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:12:22 No.23852080 Report Delete

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>>23852026
Yeah, nah.
I mean the best cases I've seen are disability customers with partial capacity to work.
We don't income test them, and they can work up to 50 hours a fortnight without ringing any alarm bells. 800+whatever they earn isn't that bad, but if that was the case, they'd still be wagecucks lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:03:05 No.23852588 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852608

>>23852062
>his boss is sending him to Las Vegas next week

WEEEEEEEEEEW LAD

When will the delusions of wagecucks end? Like just except that your only position in life is making someone else rich

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:05:06 No.23852608 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23857169

>>23852588
I'm getting sent on a business trip to Hong Kong next month. Neetcucks still believe that 99% of the workforce is minimum wage mcjobs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:06:03 No.23852614 Report Delete

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>>23852062
*Yaaaawn*

Your delusion does not impress me, wageslave!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:08:58 No.23852649 Report Delete

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>>23852062

I just noted an issues with your keen analysis

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:09:26 No.23852656 Report Delete

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>>23850878
>being this much of an obvious normie wagecuck in disguise

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:10:45 No.23852669 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852716 >>23852921 >>23858504

*Yaaawwnn* Oh hey, didn't see you there wagecuck, off to work already? Well while you're slaving away to make a living I'll be sitting out her in the nice cool air chowing down on some tasty chips I found in the trash :^) after words I'll be heading down to the soup kitchen to delve into some of the top quality soups hand made just for me. Then I'll be sleeping on my luxurious card board box for the night, while you'll be sleeping in a room filled with materialistic possessions used as a trick by your jew overlords to keep you spending. But I better go, I hear some nice young black gentlemen want to have a word with me, bye for now! ta ta!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:14:47 No.23852716 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852850

>>23852669
>being this much of an assblasted wagecuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:18:13 No.23852751 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852888

>>23850699

Sadly most accurate response ITT.

https://neetorious.com/forums/topic/what-do-you-do-all-day/38

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:23:40 No.23852817 Report Delete

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>>23851130
>over halfway through the love phase
>no one loves me and a kv

Just kill me now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:26:41 No.23852850 Report Delete

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>>23852716
Who needs showers anyway? Bathing is for Wagecucks :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:29:02 No.23852870 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852889 >>23853018 >>23853027 >>23853423 >>23853461 >>23857993

Hey wagecucks, enjoy your two days of freedom :)

I for one just finished Principles of Human Anatomy, its great to be able to expand your knowledge of yourself and the world with all this free time i have.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:31:38 No.23852888 Report Delete

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>>23852751

> Now, I'll wake up in the afternoon and watch tv til dinner is ready, and then retreat to my room for the night. I spend my nights browsing reddit, 4chan, posting here, and talking on the IRC channel. Other things I'll do in the night are listening to music, watching anime or watching movies.

Neets confirmed for American dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:31:41 No.23852889 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852903

>>23852870
Post a tl;dr of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:33:23 No.23852903 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852941

>>23852889

The body is fucking complicated and full of shit, the book costs 150 dollars at a store but it can easily be pirated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:35:02 No.23852921 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23852950

>>23852669
I can smell the salt of the neets

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:37:49 No.23852941 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23853396 >>23858591

>>23852903
That'a right, you can't even afford to buy books so you have to read pirated versions on your computer screen. Good thing you don't actually ever read any books.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:38:47 No.23852950 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23853375

>>23852921
No, that's just the salt from the fries your making.
Wageslave :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:42:49 No.23852993 Report Delete

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What journal can I find your discertation you claim to be doing NEETs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:44:10 No.23853011 Report Delete

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>>23850884
Work sets free.
-Auschwitz, 1942

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:44:39 No.23853018 Report Delete

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>>23852870
>I for one just finished Principles of Human Anatomy, its great to be able to expand your knowledge of yourself and the world with all this free time i have.
So how are you going to apply your new knowledge?
What are you going to do to remember it a decade from now?
Who (other than us) can you mention your knowledge to? Doctors/RNs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:45:39 No.23853027 Report Delete

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>>23852870
>Pleb entry level academic books
Let me know when youre reading academic journals and understanding them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:49:15 No.23853068 Report Delete

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>>23852062
does anyone have the neet version of this?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:10:12 No.23853330 Report Delete

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>tfw noticeably more muscular than normie scum since I have all this time to workout

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:12:57 No.23853356 Report Delete

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>>23849971
That's the sad part though, you guys talk a lot of shit about your personal freedom, but most of you just consume shitty frozen foods, play games and watch tv shows/animes all day, repeating this endless cycle of depression.

It might be less physically demanding than wagecucks, but you're still a cuck to the system.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:14:41 No.23853375 Report Delete

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>>23852950
Haha that's right, stupid wagecucks! I for one only have to wait out here until some one gives me another $1.73 then I can buy some fries made just for me ;) aww the exquisite life of a NEET never ends!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:16:17 No.23853396 Report Delete

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>>23852941

Really? thats what your grabbing at wagecuck?

its okay i guess, you must be tired from all of that assfucking you took from your manager, don't forget about that project due next monday anon :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:18:17 No.23853423 Report Delete

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>>23852870
quick, tell me the 4 types of respiratory breathing rate problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:20:32 No.23853461 Report Delete

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>>23852870
now you can use your knowledge of the principles of human anatomy to understand that sitting on a computer for 20 hours a day in your room isn't healthy and you should get a job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:14:06 No.23854924 Report Delete

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>>23850840
>go to warhammer place and paint figurines with nerds
figurines cost money
>workout
gym membership costs money
>go shooting
guns cost money. ammo costs money. shooting range membership costs money
>go fishing
fishing rods cost money. bait costs money. fishing license costs money
>go hunting
guns cost money. ammo costs money. hunting license costs money
>practice guitar
guitar costs money
>write shit
probably the only affordable choice on this list

I don't get it. How do you neets afford to do all these things?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:27:25 No.23855122 Report Delete

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>>23849971
I know. I'd love to be a neet, but having poor parents and living in a third world country doesn't help. Have to spend 10 fucking hours a day out of my room to work, try lottery every week, hoping to escape wagecuck life .... this shit serious suck!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:25:58 No.23855868 Report Delete

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Oh hi neet. How's that novel going for you?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:34:31 No.23855988 Report Delete

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>>23849971
This and wagecucks always lose.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:36:55 No.23857089 Report Delete

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This is actually the first one of these where the wagecucks are actually winning.

Maybe the neets will wake up in a few hours and redeem themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:37:04 No.23857092 Report Delete

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>>23850737
Channel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:41:36 No.23857169 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23857367

>>23852608
>business trip

That's not a vacation anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:52:04 No.23857367 Report Delete

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>>23857169
Didn't say it was. But I combine it with a few days off. I only pay the extra day hotel costs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:12:02 No.23857758 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23857915 >>23858004

>>23850484
>tfw married to a cute filipina and we're both leeching from welfare paid by your taxes living in a government subsided housing in glorious communist Quebec
>tfw we game together and feel accomplished in annihilating n00bs
>tfw we dont give a fuck what society thinks
>tfw we are happy, stress-free and free
enjoy your pitiful Stockholm syndrome life, full of capitalistic never satisfying greed and self-harming lifestyle, wagecuck!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:19:15 No.23857915 Report Delete

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>>23857758
What money do you get? Autismbux? Unemployment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:22:16 No.23857993 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>23852870
>two days of freedom

nah, im slaving even weekends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:22:33 No.23858004 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23858057 >>23858240

>>23857758
just welfare for unemployed, 1400 bux for two, 400 for rent all included.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:25:18 No.23858057 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23858167

>>23858004
>tfw neetbeta basementcucks get triggered by fembots refusing to date objectively internet addiction trash

>>23857316

neets are so sensitive, insecure, mad and upset about getting btfo literally every time by wagelords!

it's like no matter how many desperate b8 threads there are, wagelords win by default

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:30:20 No.23858167 Report Delete

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>>23858057
what do you mean? we're both internet addicts, it's just that she wasn't raised in this shit feminist country so she is ok with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:33:02 No.23858220 Report Delete

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Y E S YASSSSSSS YES! my n e e t friends us NEETs??! ? we are living thaaaa life!

We NEVER EVER have to answer to anyBODY.. EVER except our welfare officers, our case workers, and housing officers - or our parents if we live at home... but no-one else!!! so nuah

And LOL at earning money. NEETS don't need it, we got mommy and 00.00005% of your income! But yeah! You wageslave cucks, LOL at you while I get me $100 a month to cover Mountain Dew and Cheeto costs! THATS A MONTH

We are sticking it to the fucking man, man! We are refusing to play by society's rules... even though we have zero life, zero prospects, zero appeal, zero motivation, zero gfs, zero ability to make our families proud, zero hobbies, accomplishments, zero hope, zero life experience and zero net worth. NEET 4life!!!! for l y f e

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:33:46 No.23858235 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23858338

>unemployed
>tell random doctor I feel a little sad from time to time
>get put on the bux
>$6000 a week for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:34:09 No.23858240 Report Delete

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>>23858004
Unemployment doesn't last forever, you know? And you need to pretend you're looking for jobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:35:42 No.23858275 Report Delete

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>NEET
>Exercising
SMHLMAOTBH, fam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:39:48 No.23858338 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23859397

>>23858235

dhs here. tracked your ip. your benefits will be instantly revoked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:40:53 No.23858359 Report Delete

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>>23851017
>indulge

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:45:55 No.23858452 Report Delete

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>tfw there are people literally so obsessed with how others wish to enjoy their lives that they feel the need to berate them on anime image board dedicated to the loneliest and ostracized members of society

NEET is alright but you faggots parade around with it like a badge of honor. Let the normies do their shit if they want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:46:51 No.23858469 Report Delete

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o I'm a lawyer, I'll be making at least $100,000 in like 2-3 years. I got my own apartment, can go on vacation to places I want. Enjoying the work as well.

I'd be bored out of my fucking mind at home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:48:17 No.23858504 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23858536 >>23858547 >>23858628

>>23852669

The irony is that your post is right. That homeless man is more free, and probably happier than the average wagecuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:50:30 No.23858536 Report Delete

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>>23858504
try being homeless then faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:50:52 No.23858547 Report Delete

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>>23858504

You care to elaborate on those claims?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:51:45 No.23858568 Report Delete

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>>23849971

How does one get neetbucks? ?I want to start a new life please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:52:59 No.23858591 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23858635

>>23852941
Not related but seriously, fuck reading books on the computer screen. That's the one thing I don't bother torrenting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:54:36 No.23858627 Report Delete

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>>23850737
>making youtube videos
>working
ayyy lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:54:41 No.23858628 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>23858504
Being an alcoholic isn't being free

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:55:10 No.23858635 Report Delete

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>>23858591

I invested in an e-reader. Perfect screen for reading, and for the cost of 4-5 books, I now have a library of 1225 books, most of which I have already read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:02:11 No.23858785 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23858866 >>23858935

I'm feeling awful being a NEET because I don't have money to sustain it by myself and I feel like a burden on my parents, not to mention they and society keep pressuring me to find work FAST.

I'm really jealous of those trust funds baby or people who inherited a shitload of money to live on.
I'd be more willing to start a failing business/start a project or even try to get a job I would enjoy even if it doesn't pay very well if I had the financial security and knowing that no matter what I'd still have a home, decent food and some income on the side for myself.

I don't expect rich NEETs and wagecuck ITT will understand but I'm sure some of you do.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:06:55 No.23858866 Report Delete

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>>23858785

I was a rich NEET for 9 months. It was fun at first but then I grew bored.

Now I'm a wagecuck and while I still hate my life each morning the alarm goes off, I'm happier knowing I can sustain myself and can afford a lot more drugs with my paycheck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:10:43 No.23858935 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23859098

>>23858785

Make it so, anon. Wagecuck for a few months, invest all the money, you now have that financial safety net.

Then you can try all sorts of crazy ideas. Like this one I had today.

> create penis controller, literal joystick
> directions by tilting, one button by stroking
> maybe do another button as a button, but it will vibrate
> stream myself playing old games with it
> ???
> PROFIT

> tfw you accidentally just created a new fetish for someone

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:21:03 No.23859098 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23859470

>>23858935
I'm not sure where you live but in my country, unskilled work in temp agency pays 1400$/month
and upkeep for rent+food+utility is 500$+200$+200$ for a basic 20 square meter apartment and a shitty car to commute
After a year I'd have 6k$ saved at best and as soon I'm out of a job I'd have to search for a new one really fast because I won't be able to last too long otherwise

It's just depressing and I guess why some are copping out by abusing the system and trying not to think about it

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:40:39 No.23859397 Report Delete

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>>23858338

Hey it's your boss Mr. Shekelstein typing here: You have been found browsing a mongolian yurt building kurultai while at work, you are hereby fired, enjoy unemployment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:45:19 No.23859470 Report Delete

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>>23859098

Obviously you don't move out. You negotiate a low rent rate with your parents so that you can save more. Tell them you want to gather money for a house, they'll understand.

No car, you will walk/bike/metro.

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