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>You'll have to get a girlfriend and a job soon and start losing some weight, and quit smoking goddamnit, you're killing yourself slowly, you can't keep on living like this. I've found a job for you if you want it, it pays well and there's not much work involved, you just have to drive some boxes around
>But Mom, I'm depressed!
>Sigh, I know son, I know. I can transfer you some money if you need to. Can I come over one of the following days so we can clean your place up?

Works every time.