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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:05:15 No.23851988 View Reply Report Delete

If you were a neet with $12,000 in your savings account, what would you do?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:05:58 No.23851998 Report Delete

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spend it all on a new computer

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:06:00 No.23852001 Report Delete

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>>23851988
kill my dad

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:06:11 No.23852005 Report Delete

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School

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:06:38 No.23852011 Report Delete

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>>23851988
Order a pizza
Not Tip

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:07:01 No.23852016 Report Delete

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>>23852001
OFF BY FUCKIN ONE

also that was a joke nobody send the FBI to my house i love my father

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:07:53 No.23852025 Report Delete

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A neet robot with $12000 to spend.

what could possibly go wrong?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:08:01 No.23852028 Report Delete

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>>23851988

As a neet, I had more than that at one point in savings.

I blew it all on rent/bills/shit.

Wew.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:09:42 No.23852052 Report Delete

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>>23852028

what happened in the end? did you actually move out of neetdom?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:10:01 No.23852056 Report Delete

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Buy an mx-5, fly to Canada, start renting an apartment and find a job, rest goes into savings

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:10:59 No.23852063 Report Delete

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>>23851988

I am one.

I'm planning on going to school for a semester. I was just one class away from my degree when I chose to be a wagecuck. After that, law school.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:11:06 No.23852065 Report Delete

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>>23851988

Had 6500(10k) quid when I moved to manchester 2 months ago.

Bought tons of new clothes, bikes, steroids and other hormones n shit, lots of bulking food, paid rent, hostel, shoes, 140quid jeans, 200quid eyeglasses, gym, galaxy s6, etc

Now I'm down to about 3500 quid, fuck my life I'm gonna get a job soon.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:11:32 No.23852073 Report Delete

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>>23852056

you would leave America?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:12:00 No.23852077 Report Delete

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5000 to college debts, the rest to buy a 3 bedroom house

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:12:16 No.23852079 Report Delete

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I'd buy parts to build a new computer. The rest goes to my insane electric bills.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:12:45 No.23852086 Report Delete

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>>23851988
get a gf

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:13:59 No.23852102 Report Delete

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>>23852077

3 bedroom for 7k? Shit son....

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:14:10 No.23852103 Report Delete

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>>23852073
If I was American I would've topped myself by now

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:14:50 No.23852110 Report Delete

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>>23852086

how much a does a basic gf cost (5-6/10) like for the whole starter package?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:15:03 No.23852112 Report Delete

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>>23852102
Nah I'm just shitposting fam smh.

In reality I'd probably buy a used car

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:16:05 No.23852122 Report Delete

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>>23852052

I quit my job with $30k+. Blew it on being the neet dream. When savings dwindled, I forced myself back into wageslavery.

Currently building back up my savings. The way I see it, this cycle will continue for me forever. I don't care about ambitions or goals. I just pervade.

Frankly, I sort of prefer it that way.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:22:16 No.23852178 Report Delete

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>>23852122

I am living the cycle too, fam.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:27:54 No.23852233 Report Delete

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>>23851988
I was in that position about 6 years ago.
I kept saving up and bought a trailer in a trailer park. I don't recommend this

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:30:21 No.23853605 Report Delete

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>>23851988

fuck, even if i had a grand or two that could honestly dig me out of the hole im in.

as a broke neet already i would do the following

>get drivers license
>get used reliable enough car with decent gas mileage
>pay for about a year or two of just local college.
>get shit i need, get new shoes, new outfits, etc.
>upgrade PC
>invest the rest in a small/medium size weed operation and flip and sell a few ounces of it to make a profit
>still have a little bit left over

..gee to think that if i werent in such dyer poverty i could fix my shit

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:34:13 No.23853652 Report Delete

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>tfw borderline shut in
>tfw $12k as well

r u me

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:37:04 No.23853686 Report Delete

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>>23851988
Not tip the pizza man.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:38:14 No.23853699 Report Delete

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Just wait until Walmart stock goes down to 48-52 and then buy as many shares as you can with 50% of your savings.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:39:57 No.23853719 Report Delete

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>>23852016
I can't tell if you're serious or just blox.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:40:09 No.23853722 Report Delete

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1. Buy lab equipment
2. Buy fentanyl precursors on darknets
3. Make fentanyl with one pot synthesis
4. Sell fentanyl on darknet

there you go a very profitable use of your 12k You will still get to enjoy the neet life only you will have to mail some drugs every day.
The window to get away with this shit will be closed in a couple years. Best make the money and get out now. If I had 12k I'd be doing it.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:41:38 No.23853732 Report Delete

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>>23851988
this is literally me right now.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:43:15 No.23853752 Report Delete

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>>23852011
Even better, give the driver a nickel. It shows you didn't just forget to tip, but really wanted to make sure he knows he's a cuck.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:43:45 No.23853757 Report Delete

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>>23853605
>dyer
maybe its because youre retarded anon

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:43:53 No.23853759 Report Delete

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>>23851988
I am not a Neet w 28000 in the bank, and I didn't even work for it. I've been spending money on my family, medical bills, gas and fixing my car. And just giving it away.

I started at 32k and I'm getting 66k more in coming months. I'll be buying guns ammo and lots of cool stuff. But I'll be spending at least half of my next check on a new car.

Basically I got into an accident+personal injury.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:45:36 No.23853771 Report Delete

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Currently have GBP2200 in my savings account. I'm going to prepay the next 6 month's rent to my mother (GBP450) and save up to decorate my room. Since I also need new clothes and a computer it's going to cost around GBP8000 since I need to get a builder in to do the floor and walls and stuff so it's gonna take ages to save up. Currently on GBP500/month but I may be able to get that up to GBP800 if I get PIP. If I get PIP backpay it'd be a few grand so hopefully I won't have to wait a year to be able to afford all this.

I really wish mods would whitelist the GBP and EUR symbols.

If you saw this post and thought about making an epic good boy points post you need to fuck off back to Reddit

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:46:19 No.23853789 Report Delete

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>>23853605
two grand is not gonna pay for that my friend.
My tuition was around 8,000

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:48:29 No.23853820 Report Delete

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>>23853759
How bad was it? It must've been pretty bad if you're getting all that money.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:48:36 No.23853823 Report Delete

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>>23853722
bullshit show me a guide to fentanyl synthesis that doesn't require pharmaceutical labs with mass specs and shit

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:50:56 No.23853850 Report Delete

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>>23851988 (OP)

stocks

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:55:28 No.23853901 Report Delete

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>>23853820
It ruined my left wrist and I had to get surhery and I'm going to be getting a second surgery soon. It ruined my cycling, working ability, and pretty much everything that I needed my left hand for. I'm hurting my other wrist compensating for it now.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:58:52 No.23853943 Report Delete

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>>23851988
if you think $12k is a lot of money, you're definitely a neet.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:00:13 No.23853959 Report Delete

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>>23851988

Fly to Southeast Asia, fuck a cutie

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:00:19 No.23853961 Report Delete

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Do what I've been doing all along: invest.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:50:52 No.23854589 Report Delete

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>buy new graphics card
>probably start doing drugs
>be out of money in 2 months if I haven't OD'd already

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:52:47 No.23854617 Report Delete

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1. Move out of my parents' house.
2. Buy one of those $3000 sex dolls.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:55:09 No.23854651 Report Delete

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>>23851988
>tfw I am almost that

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:56:33 No.23854670 Report Delete

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Become a Lazy Player and get my car fixed

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:59:21 No.23854705 Report Delete

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>12,000
Boy, that'd be a lot if l was 16

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:01:55 No.23854734 Report Delete

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>Rent small apartment,
>scape by until I find a job
>get a job for constant income
>??????
>WAGESLAVE

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:02:21 No.23854743 Report Delete

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>>23851988
Find a job.

Find another source of income if the job thing isn't panning out.

12k will get me by for about a year or a bit more if I budget carefully.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:04:44 No.23854780 Report Delete

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>>23851988
>buy pound of cannabis sativa
>buy keg of beer
>order pizza

Every day until it's gone.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:05:37 No.23854799 Report Delete

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>>23853943
>>23854705

What's your point? It's still $12,000. I'm pretty sure there's tons of things you can do with that amount. It's not like it's someone's fucking 401k.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:07:06 No.23854817 Report Delete

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>>23853752
>asking for cold pizza

Why?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:09:05 No.23854845 Report Delete

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>>23854799
12K a month would be very nice but getting it once, that's just cash you'll blow through quickly on impulse buying because you didn't earn it

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:10:02 No.23854862 Report Delete

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I would go to McDonalds and buy 9300 McDoubles.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:12:31 No.23854895 Report Delete

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>>23851988
a shitty app cost 600/month , i wont even last a year

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:13:56 No.23854922 Report Delete

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>>23854845

Of course $12k a month would be nice. Who the fuck is asking to make that much?

It's just stupid how you have to show off to strangers on the internet about how much wealth you have. We get it, we all aren't as fucking well off as you.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:15:04 No.23854934 Report Delete

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>>23854922
>He thinks l'm rich
lf only

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:17:09 No.23854971 Report Delete

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>>23854934

You'll never be rich either. Just kill yourself now. Or join me at the bottom of the social hierarchy. I can tell you it's not worth the trouble.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:19:52 No.23855014 Report Delete

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I'd change it all into 1p coins, fill up a room with them and use it as a litter box

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:22:51 No.23855055 Report Delete

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>nice, aesthetic but simple corner-workstation desk
>supportive, comfy, endurance computer chair
>50 vinyl LP wall mounts to frame my wall in records
>white Corsair Carbide 540
>shallow panoramic invisible shelves for various vinyl EPs, CDs, collectibles
>dimmed, ambient lighting to go beneath or above the shelving (depending on height placement, want the lights to be hidden from plainsight) for
>new turntable
>new preamp
>new speakers
>more records
I could probably do all of this for less than 4000, I just don't have it right now.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:51:07 No.23855421 Report Delete

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I would probably just pack up and get out of where I live. Maybe go to NYC for a while and try to start a band or get out of this shit country altogether and drop off the radar. I'd use whatever was left on some recording equipment and just make music all the time and upload it for free. Pick up a shit job to pay for the bills and my inexpensive hobbies, slip into further depression, hopefully make some music that others get some enjoyment out of, and either end up killing myself around 34 or just going completely numb until I die early from the constant stress my body has been under since I was 20.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:52:50 No.23855442 Report Delete

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Save $8000 and spend the rest on guns and ammo tbh.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 10:57:17 No.23855493 Report Delete

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>>23851988
$12,000? Kek that's like 3 months expenses in the real world.

My advice is to buy some nice suits and a gym membership. Maybe you can con some sap into giving you a job. Put the rest in an IRA.

What you're really going to do is buy a bunch of weab shit that gives you momentary happiness. That's how you've lived life thus far.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:00:47 No.23855533 Report Delete

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>>23851988
Move to
O R E G O N
R
E
G
O
N
for about $2500. Find cheapest place to live, preferably in the $500-$1000 a month range. Spend what I have to on surviving, put the rest in savings and look for work. Fly gf over to live with me, spend $4k on turbocharging my car, $2k on wheels from Japan, $4k on speshul snowflake paintjob, $1000 on racing seats, $200 on race harnesses, $1000 on coilovers, hit up the track bro, track day bro, you comin'? Visit fam, etc.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:03:26 No.23855570 Report Delete

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>>23855533

damn nigga that's a solid plan right there.

how do I get the gf tho..

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:33:21 No.23855970 Report Delete

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>>23851988

> get a cheap apartment for which I can pay rent for 2 years
> get a PC
>buy shitloads of weed
>chill the fuck out everyday all day

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:45:41 No.23856144 Report Delete

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>>23853652
>>23853732
>>23851988
>>23854651

so many neet shutins with 12K in the bank like me.

I just can't justify spending it on stuff though, because I feel like I need the cushion in case life tries to fuck me again. I'll probably just save it until I get sane enough to go back to work, then blow half on a used car and some work/interview clothes, and the rest on savings until I build 15K up again, then off to /trv/ for some overseas fun.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:50:23 No.23856209 Report Delete

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travel with my motorcycle

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