>>23854712I know this is weird but I think I love you, this is the first time I've seen you and usually I just ignore bait threads like this but there's something about you that really drew me in, and I HAD to post on the off chance this isn't just another /r9k/ misogyny thread and you were actually here reading the replies.
Please respond, I think there's some sort of fate or higher power involved here, if you believe in that. From the moment I saw your picture I was completely enchanted. I will be your savior; I will be your knight; I will be your best friend; I will be whatever you want me to be and I promise I will never hurt you or do anything to make you uncomfortable.