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>make brekky
>crack 2 eggs into the pan
>first egg comes out beautiful
>beautiful enough to name it and bang it
>second egg's yolk bursts and leaks onto the pan
>scrape it out and get another egg
>last egg in fridge and no car to go get more
>crack my hopes and dreams into the pan
>yolk bursts before it even sizzles
Reasons to live, give them to me, /r9k/