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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:01:42 No.23856421 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23856581 >>23856669 >>23856689 >>23856714 >>23856753 >>23856780 >>23857005 >>23857180 >>23857752 >>23858512

Pick one, /r9k/

Which one, and why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:10:27 No.23856581 Report Delete

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>>23856421

>go back to 2002
>invest
>bet on games

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:13:36 No.23856642 Report Delete

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I want Hapiness

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:13:41 No.23856645 Report Delete

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Time machine
There is nothing inherently wrong with me or my genetics, everything became shit because of lazyness and apathy. I was not born fugly or (more than a bit) autistic, so I would not be doomed to a shitty life because my starting stats are too low.
the others don't really fix your life, except maybe the mirror, but even if I make myself 10/10 I'm not social enough to suddenly become Chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:14:45 No.23856669 Report Delete

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>>23856421
>Drug syringe
>inject magical cocktail of amphetamines and stims
>profit

Every other choice apart from time travel is garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:16:00 No.23856689 Report Delete

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>>23856421
Token obviously
80%? Nigga you could live off casinos

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:18:03 No.23856714 Report Delete

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>>23856421
fuck me the pistol is so fucking tempting.
w what does " cursed " imply?
Im already going to hell so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:19:26 No.23856740 Report Delete

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Drug syringe, assuming it's not possible to fuck up injecting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:19:42 No.23856746 Report Delete

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>Time Machine
Invest, mine bitcoins, go on interpals (and meet qts there
Get rich in the process and obtain a qtgf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:20:14 No.23856753 Report Delete

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>>23856421
>drug syringe
>use my vomit as a weapon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:20:36 No.23856762 Report Delete

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Go back in time.

I'd have 13 years to warn my dad to go to the hospital to get himself checked out instead of him getting an infection and waiting until it became gangrene to go to the hospital, resulting in the amputation of his leg as well as the downfall of our family because we all relied on him.

I'd also make a move on the girl I had a thing for in high school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:21:34 No.23856780 Report Delete

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>>23856421
strange pill tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:23:59 No.23856823 Report Delete

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Assassins's Pistol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:24:52 No.23856850 Report Delete

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>pick luck coin
>place bets only on things with 20% odds
>???
>profit
Was this choice meant to be hard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:25:40 No.23856864 Report Delete

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>>23856645
There is nothing inherently wrong with me or my genetics, everything became shit because of lazyness and apathy. I was not born fugly or (more than a bit) autistic, so I would not be doomed to a shitty life because my starting stats are too low.

Anon ...are you ...me ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:27:05 No.23856893 Report Delete

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The mask of escapism.
Would be kind of cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:28:15 No.23856912 Report Delete

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Already an addict, drug syringe tbh. Time machine is a close second though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:28:45 No.23856927 Report Delete

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>not picking the mystery pill

the time machine is to op

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:33:12 No.23857005 Report Delete

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>>23856421
The token. I'd be rich and find the perfect girl within weeks. Spend the rest of my time conservatively playing the stock market and become a billionaire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:34:10 No.23857026 Report Delete

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assassin's pistol for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:34:58 No.23857043 Report Delete

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>>23856850
20%+0.8(20%) =36%
nice odds retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:35:41 No.23857063 Report Delete

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Gibt mir diese animu glasses bitte

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:37:01 No.23857091 Report Delete

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>>23857043
Image didn't specify whether the 80% was additive or based off of the original chance, I went with the better option.

If it only worked off the base chance then it seems kind of awful.

ADOLF !HITLERqi96

ADOLF !HITLERqi96 Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:42:17 No.23857180 Report Delete

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>>23856421
give me te VR glasses

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:45:50 No.23857249 Report Delete

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Mirror of rebirth, I am detransistioned because the thought of SRS was too depressing. I would give anything to be female ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:49:14 No.23857311 Report Delete

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>>23857063
Ich glaub nicht.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:52:23 No.23857377 Report Delete

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why hasn't anyone chosen bread yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:53:43 No.23857410 Report Delete

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>>23857377
>why hasn't anyone chosen bread yet?

Get a load of this bread head.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:55:35 No.23857449 Report Delete

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>Use mirror
>become a cute futanari girl
>find happiness with a /d/eviant robot and live happily ever after

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:03:54 No.23857603 Report Delete

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Ill take the bread sticks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:11:52 No.23857752 Report Delete

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>>23856421
I think I'll take the token of good luck.
but what does it mean to lose 2 fold, I didn't understand that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:12:35 No.23857771 Report Delete

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If I could use the mirror any way I wanted I'd:

>Become a woman with dual-use ovaries
>Be able to impregnate women with genetic geniuses
>Chose which women to breed with, keep a racial variety
>Create a race of super intelligent heathy girls who would keep their moms alive through medical advances
>Watch as my daughters overthrow the world's governments, chosing who to take with them as they eventually fly into space, leaving behind the fucked up society that I had to protect them from.

QT lesbian world like a lighthearted anime where the worst things that happen are people getting rained on while they're having a picnic. The extremely rare accidental death is mourned deeply by society because they would not be dead inside from a world full of murders and tension.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:20:57 No.23857951 Report Delete

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>>23857410
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

generic babble to pass through filter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:24:04 No.23858036 Report Delete

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I'd probably pick the token of luck, but the mirror would be nice too.

I wouldn't use the mirror to completely alter my appearance, just to fix the problems with my face that prevent me from being a Chad so I can still recognize myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:48:44 No.23858512 Report Delete

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>>23856421
mirror of rebirth
become 10/10 with perfect dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:17:07 No.23859043 Report Delete

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>>23857752
you wager on 100 bucks. you win most of the time, but if you lose, you lose double. so 200 bucks

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