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"Stacy, Molly, Kirsten, and Andrea are going to this Halloween thing with me at Chad's. Chad's friend is like a DJ or something and he's doing a set, and we're all dressing up. I'm gonna be a naughty cat and I'm picking out my ears after I get off work at my non-profit paper-pushing job.
It's gonna be sooo fecking lame if it turns out to be like last year. That's why there's this other thing going on at another guy's place, and it's my backup. That guy's name is Chad too. So we'll bail if things don't get bumpin' at Chad #1's thing.
Molly just got dumped by her asshole boyfriend, so we're cheering her up. She's gonna go as a sexy nurse, and she's been texting a few guys so she's trying to hook up. I'm just going to get my dance on and just like chill for a while.
It's really fecking awesome doing this at age 24. Like literally anything could happen tonight! I could get fucked by a paralegal named Chad, a financial advisor named Chad, or a fitness instructor named Chad!
I don't know how women like handled their shit back when they had kids and like loved one fecking guy. Like I can't even. Like what do you do for Halloween? Take your kids out or fecking what?
Anyway we're pre-gaming at Andrea's place. She's got this super chill set-up where we can double check our costumes and catch a buzz. Then we can snap some selfies and get ready to head over to Chad's. I truly believe that like tonight is gonna be a night I'll always remember. Like, this is EXACTLY what I pictured independent living would be like in the city. And now we're fecking all here, the crew, the girls, kickin' ass and breakin' hearts. It's so fecking fulfilling and in no way hollow or meaningless. This is living bitches. This. Is. Fecking. Living."
