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>friend has a degree
>afraid of friend being more successful than me
>every time he applies somewhere he puts me as a reference
>every time they call me I tell them that he has alcohol/drug problems

I'm just afraid of him succeeding and forgetting about me

>have a $100 visa giftcard from Christmas
>spend $95
>go to bar with friends
>open the tab on my gift card
>rack up $80 in drinks
>leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:16:36 No.23857852 Report Delete

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>>23857831

he is super silly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:16:55 No.23857857 Report Delete

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>>23857739
Hahahha take that you kike roastie

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:17:50 No.23857876 Report Delete

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>>23857739
Every time I'm full of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:17:52 No.23857880 Report Delete

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>not knowing that JAP Stacey's are the mega Stacey's

this board is filled with plebs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:18:04 No.23857890 Report Delete

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>>23857739
this is fake tho, the star is wrong as fuck for that shirts angle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:19:31 No.23857920 Report Delete

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>>23857849
That is so shitty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:21:36 No.23857972 Report Delete

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>>23857846
https://my.mixtape.moe/noivqb.gif
>spoo on the jew (UNCUT)

>>23857849
That's some serious shit m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:22:39 No.23858009 Report Delete

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>>23857849
This couldn't possibly work, could it? The card would get declined. Do you just slip out while they run your card through the machine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:32:39 No.23858210 Report Delete

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>gym class, 7th grade
>2v2 basketball, we don't get to pick our partners
>get stuck with annoying bitch with no friends because she's fucking annoying and lies about everything
>I suck at basketball
>she gives me shit even though she sucks too
>claims she's really good and 1 on 1
>keeps giving me shit about sucking and saying how good she is at 1 on 1
>get fed up
"who do you play with your mom? You have no friends!"
>she cries

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:33:25 No.23858228 Report Delete

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>>23857849

dude, come on.. I don't have a degree and I make more than my friends who do.

That is no excuse. You aren't successful because you suck. Your friend is retarded anyway to put a loser on his resume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:36:04 No.23858283 Report Delete

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>>23858009

it depends, dude.. most places are going to keep collateral or literally the card itself. Most places don't have employees that are stupid enough to run a tab on a card without a name.

I can totally see this happening though.. busy night.. hands her the card and he runs the tab.. keep ordering drinks and leave.. it won't get declined until he tries to pay out and the run the card.

It has potential but he's probably lying.

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. Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:42:11 No.23858383 Report Delete

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>>23857739
>At party, drunk and smoking a cig
>Accidentally drop cigarette butt onto girl's leather couch
>Lose track of where it lands
>Stumble off

>Later on hear a screech
>"OMG who the fuck was smoking on my couch"
>It's the homeowner
>Cigarette butt left burn mark on the suede leather
>Wander over and blame weird kid who already left the party and no one really knew too well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:47:03 No.23858474 Report Delete

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>tfw i never acted like asshole
>always did my best to be kind to people around me
>still end up on r9k
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:47:06 No.23858477 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23858592 >>23858719 >>23859168 >>23860092 >>23860123

>best friend gets her first boyfriend
>she always had problems with feeling like she's not grown up enough or not good enough
>she gained so much confidence from getting a boyfriend
>can't help but thinking about wanting to see her reaction if I slept with him

Her boyfriend is good looking, but I am interested in him. I just want to fuck him just to see her sad and moopy again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:51:34 No.23858561 Report Delete

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>>23858210
You weren't the asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:53:00 No.23858592 Report Delete

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>>23858477
do it you stupid cunt.

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. Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:54:12 No.23858616 Report Delete

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>>23857739
>Be fourteen
>Mom buys some parakeets
>Annoying yellow one constantly chattering, but sorta friendly
>One day parents leave me home alone
>Was just reading about waterboarding online
>It's go time
>Fill up sink with cold water
>Waterboard/ torture yellow for a period of a couple hours
>Keep doing this thing where I put the bird in the water and drop a wet washcloth over it
>The parakeet would flap it's wings and wriggle about, but couldn't get out
>Always pull it out after a while and repeat process
>It eventually goes from constant screeching to like this weak whine
>Dry bird off and put back in cage before parents get back
>Act dumbfounded later on when bird is terrified of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:58:52 No.23858713 Report Delete

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>3 years ago
>girl is hitting on me
>signs are quite clear
>never really talk to her
>always looks over to me
>overhear stuff, you know
>one day she comes to me and tells me a joke
>no idea why she would do that as we never talk
>tell her to fuck off
And to this day I'm still without a girlfriend. I probably fucked up big time back then because she was really not bad looking

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:59:17 No.23858719 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23859087

>>23858477
Why are all women terrible people?

Is empathy a trait exclusive to white males?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:01:02 No.23858762 Report Delete

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>>23858713
damn, i know that feel. Hurts so much cuz now you wonder what would happen if you weren't retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:02:17 No.23858786 Report Delete

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>>23858762
exactly this. its not like i knew from the beginning that she was hitting on me. it just got clear to me when it was already too late. fuck being autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:02:59 No.23858798 Report Delete

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>Be in highschool
>Crazy anime girl is into me for some reason
>She's an absolute sperg
>"uguu", "kawaii", etc
>On this particular day she keeps trying to talk to me and being especially retarded
>enough.jpg
>Tell her she's retarded and for her to fuck off and not talk to me
>She's crying and yelling at me like the massive autist she is
>Everybody looks at me like I'm a horrible person
>Teacher gives no shits because he knows she's insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:03:17 No.23858805 Report Delete

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>>23857849
>All these normies getting triggered
Kinda wish I could have done the same with my friend, he got successful and never talked to me again. And we were friends for about 20 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:16:05 No.23859030 Report Delete

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>junior in high school
>pregnant teacher has miscarriage
>decide to make terrible joke
>tell friends the teacher is going to put miscarried fetus and placenta into a blender and bring it to school and serve everyone shots of purified stillborn fetus goop
>hot girl overhears me saying this
>I'm universally hated until graduation and probably still

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:19:19 No.23859071 Report Delete

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>>23859030
They really hate you over that joke? If so fuck normies ree etc, but it's more likely that you're an annoying piece of crap in general because someone might get offended by that joke but they would forget about it in 2 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:20:29 No.23859087 Report Delete

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>>23858719
Do you really think that way?
Read the fucking thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:20:51 No.23859095 Report Delete

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>>23859071
I was a normie up until that joke. The teacher was also really well liked and her miscarriage was a big deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:20:52 No.23859096 Report Delete

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>>23857849
No wonder your friends leave you.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:22:20 No.23859120 Report Delete

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>>23859096
>he fell for the "sympathetic outcast" meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:23:08 No.23859129 Report Delete

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>>23857739
>>23857764
>>23857784
>>23857785
>>23857815
>>23857831

Shopped she's just freaked out at his sunburn. Symbols were added later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:23:25 No.23859137 Report Delete

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>>23859087
this. i am a cynical piece of shit now, and now that i wrote down that green text i feel even more horrible because i know i let go the only chance of ever getting out of that hole i am in again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:25:01 No.23859168 Report Delete

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>>23858477
It would be funny if you got rejected, supid roastie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:25:10 No.23859170 Report Delete

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>>23859095
Oh, so you (a social peasant) attacked social royalty and your punishment was exile. Makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:28:36 No.23859223 Report Delete

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>>23858616
I feel bad because it's a parakeet. If it had been a guinea or something like that I would have completely been on your side and many keks would have been had the entire time I read your greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:04:29 No.23859881 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23859998

>>23858713
>telling the hoes to fuck off
Based anon :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:05:55 No.23859918 Report Delete

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>>23857852
In your honest opinion maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:09:25 No.23859998 Report Delete

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>>23859881
worst decision of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:14:59 No.23860092 Report Delete

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>>23858477
That's some lesbian yandere shit right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:15:06 No.23860095 Report Delete

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>>23858383
thats fairly mild, you must be a nice guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:16:38 No.23860123 Report Delete

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>>23858477
That's not assholish just normal female things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:17:54 No.23860149 Report Delete

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>>23858616
well at least now you can tell all your friends about that time you waterboarded a a bird

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:23:59 No.23860254 Report Delete

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> gym class. Was 16 at the time
> playing ping pong doubles. Paired with some chick.
> bitch is acting like a mafia boss' s wife, openly insulting me and shit.
> doesn't know the rules, try to explain to her
> she starts bitching even more. Insults flying everywhere
Enougj.jpg
> KO that cunt
> almost got kicked out of school.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:27:00 No.23860307 Report Delete

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>>23857739
I had at least 5 girls interested in me throughout my life. And I don't mean acting friendly and chatting with me. I mean blatantly flirting with me and showing romantic interest in me on their own without me interfering.

Long story short I told them all to fuck off. Some in a less polite way than the others. I did regret doing so back when I felt somewhat lonely, but now that I have a few closer friends I stopped caring and even started having positive thoughts about the choices I made back in the days.

I saw so many heartbroken guys in my environments that I'm glad I didn't get to experience the pic related pain.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:29:15 No.23860348 Report Delete

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>>23858616
what the fuck is wrong with you???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:42:38 No.23860625 Report Delete

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>>23860254
You did the right thing.

>>23860307
>at least 5 girls interested in me
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:45:54 No.23860692 Report Delete

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>>23860625
It's not my fault that I won the genetic lottery when it comes to demigodly aryan looks but lost the environmental roulette that shaped me to become a cyborg recovered from severe weeaboo-induced robotdom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:50:27 No.23860791 Report Delete

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>>23860692
..seriously, dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:06:54 No.23861176 Report Delete

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>>23857764
white knight found

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:11:22 No.23861291 Report Delete

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>friends are nice to me
>they always support me
>lately they've been inviting me to hang out together
>reject once
>then again
>and again
>and again
>and this goes on
>they ask me whats the problem
>cant tell the problem
>i just want to be at home; not used to go somewhere else
>need adaptation to new place (even when its first time and im not to plan live there)
>friends try to find me a girl
>cant even make an eye contact with a girl
>destroying all potentials by myself
>was invited to birthday twice
>declined twiced
>dont tell them the reason why i dont want to go
i think im the biggest dickhead and asshole world can imagine. they expected a lot from me and i let down everything. fuck me. i think im very quick losing respectability in friends circle and it is only a matter of time when they will "throw" me away from their circle. im /probably/ not even a robot, just failed normie. i rather sit at home listen to music and browse 4chan instead of going to hang out somewhere. fuck me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:21:03 No.23861542 Report Delete

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bump for this glorious thread about self desctuction

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:27:14 No.23861687 Report Delete

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>>23858616
wtf dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:27:27 No.23861692 Report Delete

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Every day tbh. Normies makes me suffer every day so i do my best to make their day as shitty as possible

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:28:42 No.23861721 Report Delete

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>times we acted like assholes

k

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:10:00 No.23862641 Report Delete

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bump becuase why not

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:19:53 No.23862868 Report Delete

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>>23857739
>out for bi-nightly cardio run
>hear a lot of noise and decide to check out what is going on
>some normies having a rather loud party at 10 pm
>call police and tell them they have been dealing weed at the location
>wait at the corner of the street while listening music
>10 minutes later a duo of police officers ring the door
>few minutes later
>see the kid getting dragged off to cop car

party cancelled mother fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:52:11 No.23863634 Report Delete

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>>23862868
good job defender of justice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:21:54 No.23864288 Report Delete

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bump for ham margarine

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