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>be NEET
>22 years old
>mom's attic
>no job, no gf, no problems
>watch E3 2015 with /v/
>fallout 4 motherfuckers
>realize I must have it
>fucking now
>can't wait any longer
>go apply at gamestop the next day
>give them a sob story about how I want to change my life and be...
>be...
>normie
>they go all for it
>fools.jpg
>slave away for months, plotting
>yesterday night we had our fallout 4 pre-order copies delivered
>pick up the closing shift from benjamin
>wait until the manager isn't watching
>steal a copy of fallout 4
>mfw I called in and told them I quit an hour ago