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>go to EDM thread
>shit on every song posted and relentlessly attack the "poor taste" of everyone else
>mfw I actually like the music I am criticising
>mfw I genuinely appreciate people taking the time to share their thoughts
>be straight
>see boipussy threads on r9k
>think it would be funny to ironically join in
>amass terabytes worth of boipussy/gay porn
>really try to sell the illusion
>mfw all that boipussy porn turns me bisexual
>mfw my extended family practically disowns me
>"Can I help you with anything, sir?"
>"No thanks, I'm doing fantastic! How about yourself?"
>mfw I'm not doing fantastic
>mfw I don't even care how the other person is doing
>mfw I am actually in desperate need of assistance
>go to McDonalds
>order double-double quarter pounder with cheese meal
>everything large of course
>drink my diet coke quickly
>ask cashier for new cup because "I accidentally threw my cup away."
>she gives it to me
>mfw I still have the old cup
>mfw I just wanted 2 cups
>arrive at work early every day
>clock in late every day
>get performance review
>"Anon, our records here indicate that you just aren't a reliable worker."
>Given probabtion as punishment
>mfw I am one of the most reliable employees in the entire company
>mfw nobody knows
>shit on every song posted and relentlessly attack the "poor taste" of everyone else
>mfw I actually like the music I am criticising
>mfw I genuinely appreciate people taking the time to share their thoughts
>be straight
>see boipussy threads on r9k
>think it would be funny to ironically join in
>amass terabytes worth of boipussy/gay porn
>really try to sell the illusion
>mfw all that boipussy porn turns me bisexual
>mfw my extended family practically disowns me
>"Can I help you with anything, sir?"
>"No thanks, I'm doing fantastic! How about yourself?"
>mfw I'm not doing fantastic
>mfw I don't even care how the other person is doing
>mfw I am actually in desperate need of assistance
>go to McDonalds
>order double-double quarter pounder with cheese meal
>everything large of course
>drink my diet coke quickly
>ask cashier for new cup because "I accidentally threw my cup away."
>she gives it to me
>mfw I still have the old cup
>mfw I just wanted 2 cups
>arrive at work early every day
>clock in late every day
>get performance review
>"Anon, our records here indicate that you just aren't a reliable worker."
>Given probabtion as punishment
>mfw I am one of the most reliable employees in the entire company
>mfw nobody knows
