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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:45:54 No.23859480 View Reply Report Delete

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>he imagined outwitting the one bully in his class using persuasion and envisioned himself as the new class hero

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:50:13 No.23859562 Report Delete

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>>23859480
>he imagined that he sang his favorite song in front of the whole school. Then his oneitis fell in love with him

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:50:49 No.23859577 Report Delete

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>>23859480
>he imagined going to his crush after that had happend and asking her out on a date and she said yes

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:51:06 No.23859583 Report Delete

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>>23859562
Ffffffffffffuck stop it right now anon

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:51:59 No.23859608 Report Delete

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>became quick-witted sometime in high school
>verbally assaulted chads
>eventually the chads came to respect me and thought I was funny
>never got picked on again
It's like I slipped myself into their realm temporarily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:53:42 No.23859646 Report Delete

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>>23859480
>>he imagined outwitting the one bully in his class using persuasion and envisioned himself as the new class hero
RULES OF NATURE RULES OF NATURE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:56:57 No.23859723 Report Delete

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>>23859562
>he imagined playing keys in his high school battle of the bands and providing a critical to the composition but often overlooked aspect to the song that made his average looking oneitis fall in love with his
Singers are the Chads of bands tbh fam

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:59:30 No.23859780 Report Delete

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>he imagined saving the school from evil like the soldiers in one of his video games
>he imagined tackling the terrorists and defusing the bomb in front of his oneitis

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:03:01 No.23859847 Report Delete

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>he imagined himself fighting and showing no fucking attention to her and just kicking some asses
>he imagined himself being the enigmatic and misterious kid who is busy with his own problems
>he just was alone

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:03:15 No.23859854 Report Delete

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>he rolled around on his bedroom floor fighting ninjas and soldiers and generally being a hero
>he made gun and explosion sounds while pretending he was saving the country
>he stood on his bed and pretended to address all of the people after he had saved them
>imagining giving a memorable and inspirational speech
>he's a fully grown adult and still does this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:05:34 No.23859911 Report Delete

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>>23859562
>he imagined himself doing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLHe9WOI9XQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:06:18 No.23859929 Report Delete

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>>23859480
I imagined taking a knife to school and stabbing him in the neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:07:20 No.23859952 Report Delete

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>he accidentally became the bully of his class
Bad feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:08:04 No.23859972 Report Delete

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>>23859854
are you me? oh shit now i have to write more

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:08:04 No.23859973 Report Delete

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>he imagined the school burning down
>he imagined being the only survivor
>he imagined getting away with it

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:08:50 No.23859988 Report Delete

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>he imagined saving the school from a shooter but taking a bullet so everyone would visit him in the hospital

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:11:52 No.23860046 Report Delete

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>>23859480
>He imagined winning the world championship of his favorite video game

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:12:32 No.23860059 Report Delete

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>he started the 'he imagined' meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:15:37 No.23860110 Report Delete

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>>23859972
Do you still remember all of the storylines you crafted when you were a kid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:16:04 No.23860116 Report Delete

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>last year of primary school
>teacher make us write a wish ona paper
>read them in front of the class
>mine was to stop being hit by my brother
>another dude was : him and a girl on horses, she hit her head on a branch, he saves her and she falls in love
>mfw his face
>mfw i wasn't the autist

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:18:30 No.23860157 Report Delete

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>>23860110
ofc, they are the same with modifications basically i was a cool hero who doesnt give a fuck about womens but get them because cool as duck, saving people and beating other fighters in 1 vs 1 fights..... shit

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:18:43 No.23860161 Report Delete

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>that guy that imagines that himself as good friends with his coworkers, roommates, and classmates, but has hardly ever talked to any of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:21:00 No.23860205 Report Delete

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>>23859480
Reminder that no one does this and you are all making me cringe assuming what people imagine.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:21:10 No.23860207 Report Delete

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>>23859847
>he just was alone
I was just alone

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:23:17 No.23860244 Report Delete

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>he imagined being raped by his bully
>he imagined being the teacher's pet and sucking on her breasts after a hard day of being mistreated
>he imagined being naked and having a presentation about his abnormally small penis being given in front of biology class by his oneitis

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:24:09 No.23860257 Report Delete

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>>23860207
well i dont speak english so it is worse because i live in a fucking shitty third world country gringo wannabe, JUST.JPG

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:25:28 No.23860274 Report Delete

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>>23860161
god no pls no fucking kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:28:43 No.23860342 Report Delete

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>>23860257
God damn it I just want to say okay but the robot won't let me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:32:10 No.23860405 Report Delete

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>he's a radfem who worships the female body and wants men to stop existing.
>All of his friends are misogynists
>He loves posting to r9k

fuck you addictive assholes ;_;

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:32:56 No.23860423 Report Delete

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>before sleep he imagined himself being secretely in charge of a X-Wing squadron composed of kids from his class (not necessarily his friends), having space adventures and stuff with awesome dogfights

>never included his oneitis in these fantasies

What was the fucking point I wonder, but it helped him sleep

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:39:54 No.23860568 Report Delete

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>he imagined the milf teacher suddenly stripping naked in class
>he imagined her bending over her desk asking every boy to fuck her and every girl to follow her example
>he also imagined having the biggest penis
>he imagined a class orgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:46:49 No.23860714 Report Delete

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>He imagined being a dragon who'd sneak into a sad gay girl's room and cheer her up, let her fly on his back and protect her while she found herself.

>He imagined comforting her when they had relationship woes, and doing his best to bring them back together.

>He thought of how nice it'd be to cover them with his wings while they slept at night even when her parents kicked her out and they were homeless for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:55:47 No.23860912 Report Delete

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These threads... All these repressed feels...

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:01:18 No.23861043 Report Delete

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>he imagined getting in a fight and being knocked out by Chad
>he imagined he was hospitalized from the blow and that everyone, including his oneitis, came to give love and well wishes
>he imagined coming out of a coma and becoming the new Chad because everyone loved him so

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:02:23 No.23861076 Report Delete

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>>23859480
but I did it this multiple times :^)

They weren't really bullies but I was quick to deflect personal attacks. Class mostly laughed afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:02:54 No.23861094 Report Delete

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>>23861043
I amped my fantasy up to getting shot by chad

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:07:21 No.23861185 Report Delete

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>>23859480
>he imagined nobody else was around whenever going to crowded places
>it eventually became true

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:16:21 No.23861429 Report Delete

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edgelord coming through
>he imagined staying alone with the stacy of the class in classroom and brutally raping her
>the rest of class comming in
>he imagined killing all of them (exept for girls for further raping) including the ones who have been nice to him
>he's scalping the classmates and making himself a goat mask out of the scalps
>he's going out to the corridors
>he's killing everything alive
>policeman shows up, he kills him and takes his gun
>th edgelord imagines continueing the massacre
>mfw I actually imagined being some anti-christ massacer in detail

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:38:39 No.23861963 Report Delete

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>>23859480
>>23859562
>>23859577
>>23859608
>>23859780
>>23860207
>>23861043
>>23861185

Why are you guys still posting this dead meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:04:28 No.23862496 Report Delete

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>he imagined not being a virgin

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:09:19 No.23862621 Report Delete

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>>23859480
>he imagined that one day a school shooter would come into the school and he would stop him but endure an injury as a result, gaining the love and admiration of all the kids
>he started shaking in his chair because he got too involved in his fantasy of wrestling the gun away from him that he started acting it out without realizing it
>the girl he had a crush on asked him if he was having a seizure
>he said no and then looked down at his feet

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:12:27 No.23862702 Report Delete

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>he imagined his internet oneitis he met on an MMO would suddenly transfer to his school, making him look a mysterious hottie who had a cool double life in another country, which would in turn make him an instant celebrity around the school

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:12:39 No.23862707 Report Delete

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>he imagined beating up chad in a fight effortlessly with karate moves.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:19:49 No.23862865 Report Delete

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>he imagined turning into a 9 foot demon
>he imagined wreaking havoc across the school, slaughtering the bullies and sparing his oneitis
>he imagined people to never bully him again, or else be slain in demonic rage

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