What are some naughty things you have done in the past and got away with?

>Be me
>have a fur fetish (not a furry)
>pleasure myself with my mom's sheared beaver fur coat
>regularly watch porn and masturbate to it with the fur
>no one knows
>mom eventually sells the coat to someone for hundreds of dollars
>tfw someone is wearing the coat I used to rub all over my penis and body with

The fur is expensive though, I need to save up some money to buy myself some fur. Like a couple hundred dollars.