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>Be me, getting ready for a party where there will be several grills in attendance
>Get to party, spot tons of qt3.14s, begin to mingle
>Pause the mingling cause I need to piss
>Go up stairs to find bathroom, there is apparently a fuck party occurring and they just finished
>One of the girl asks me to come over to her
>She asks if I'm down to fuck all night, tell her I have a lot of school work tomo, but I can go for an hour or so
>Begin making out and fondling this chick, she whispers in my ear "put it inside of me"
>I tell her to wait, because I wanted some protection
>Due to autistic tendencies, I thought it would have been taken the wrong way if I told her I was going to grab a condom, so I told her I was grabbing a sports drink to stay hydrated
>Smooth_Move.gif
>Go downstairs, no friends have condom to spare, tell me to just fuck it and worry about it tomo
>Told them to fuck off, I'm not risking an STD or getting a chick prego
>Bout to turn on a car to get condoms, and then I see bright lights coming towards me
>Open eyes see roommate turned on lights
> MFW I realize my dreams aren't dreams anymore, there just reflections of my boring, young-adult life.
>Get to party, spot tons of qt3.14s, begin to mingle
>Pause the mingling cause I need to piss
>Go up stairs to find bathroom, there is apparently a fuck party occurring and they just finished
>One of the girl asks me to come over to her
>She asks if I'm down to fuck all night, tell her I have a lot of school work tomo, but I can go for an hour or so
>Begin making out and fondling this chick, she whispers in my ear "put it inside of me"
>I tell her to wait, because I wanted some protection
>Due to autistic tendencies, I thought it would have been taken the wrong way if I told her I was going to grab a condom, so I told her I was grabbing a sports drink to stay hydrated
>Smooth_Move.gif
>Go downstairs, no friends have condom to spare, tell me to just fuck it and worry about it tomo
>Told them to fuck off, I'm not risking an STD or getting a chick prego
>Bout to turn on a car to get condoms, and then I see bright lights coming towards me
>Open eyes see roommate turned on lights
> MFW I realize my dreams aren't dreams anymore, there just reflections of my boring, young-adult life.
