NEETs are royalty, ancient descendants of kings. Noble free men, who spurn the smelly 3d succubi whose life mission is to suck men dry of all money and bodily fluids. Our wives are goddesses from superdimensional realms, the 2D waifu, who would never lower herself to touch a wagefag. If you see a NEET on the streets you should bow in front of him and kiss his feet to bask in the glory of his nobility.

It is your DUTY to pay us tribute via the government bux system. We collect it because we are superior to you and you are our peasant work force.