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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:38:20 No.23860535 View Reply Report Delete

Who here /devilish/?

I'll start
>be me
>in middle school
>all pupils must work atleast 4 school days in the canteen each year
>one day soup is served
>bring a box of viagra to school
>put them in the soup
>i ate the alternative veggie meal that day :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:41:09 No.23860592 Report Delete

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>>23860535
>play mm csgo
>pretend im afk half the match
>get my teammates to shoot me and get cooldowns
>bodyblock them
I love vidya

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:46:10 No.23860698 Report Delete

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>some girls (some qt as fuck) are doing a play under my brother's window at our building
>gayest play for children I ever saw
>cringeworthy beyond measures
>so far so good
>they start blasting some cinderella music at a radio
>apparently my brother had to study that day
>mom gets pissed off and says that they are disturbing my brother
>he is just watching through the window and laughing
>I decide to act
>go on computer
>donwload 12 hip hop bangers from ScHoolboy Q, Kendrick, Tyler, Wacka Flocka, etc.
>put on pen-drive
>put on my radio
>BLAST at maximum volume
>every song one after the other
>my music penetrates through theirs
>their music stops
>I keep my bangers playin' because I like them
>My mother say it's enough and tells me to stop
>I stop
>check brother's window
>everyone stopped
>girls are sitting on benches, static, catatonic
>one of them is trying to calm a qt redhead down, as she is visibly crying
>they are looking up
>one of them sees me
>I do a surprised smile and turn away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:47:20 No.23860725 Report Delete

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>Ask waiter if they have coke
>He tells me they only have pepsi and if it's okay to have it instead.
>I say yes
>I wasn't actually alright with this.
Normies getting BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:48:24 No.23860745 Report Delete

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>field day (last day of school, basically a big recess for elementary school)
>5th grade I think
>sour spray candy was popular then
>go into the bathroom
>take an empty bottle of sour spray candy, piss in it
>run around field day offering my candy to people
>spray my piss in everyone's mouths

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:55:26 No.23860901 Report Delete

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>>23860535
>log into 4chan's ROBOT9001 board, notorious home of neets/aspies/sperglord/hatred of normal people
>have no real problems in life, have it pretty good.
>post here anyway

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