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>just found out I can be elected as a state constable if I win a vote in my tiny rural township
>constables are sworn police officers and get all the benefits of being a cop like being above the law and paid vacation for murdering people
>get paid for doing nothing, you technically don't have to do a single thing as the entire job is at-will.

I think I've found my dream career. How do I trick normies into voting for me?