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OP !!z+BCeZ7zc+P Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:46:18 No.23863472 View Reply Report Delete

My normalfag 14 year old sister is having a Halloween party in our house with like 30 people tomorrow.

Gimme some suggestions on how to stop it.
Parents don't give a fuck. Mom is a pushover, dad is a hothead.
Calling police is the last resort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:47:06 No.23863492 Report Delete

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Just stay in your room.

fucker you bitcha

fucker you bitcha Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:47:22 No.23863499 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864109

make the house dirty as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:47:29 No.23863501 Report Delete

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Just stay in your room, avoid contact with humanity, pass time watching Cantonese water puppetry like you normally do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:47:38 No.23863509 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23863550 >>23865758

Why do you want to stop thirty 14 year old girls from coming to your house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:47:54 No.23863513 Report Delete

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Would have been cool to see [as] pick up Eltingville club

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:47:59 No.23863519 Report Delete

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Hot 14 year olds and you're stuck in your room? Top pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:48:24 No.23863524 Report Delete

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Kill yourself. That will show em.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:48:26 No.23863525 Report Delete

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>>23863472
kill yourself and stop using a trip you fucking cancer.
>oh no normies are having fun; I gotta stop it!
Fuck yourself! They are the lucky ones who dont have crippling social disabilities or anxiety, let them have their fun!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:48:28 No.23863526 Report Delete

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>>23863472
You can't stop it. Bring enough food and water into your room for two days and you should survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:49:24 No.23863550 Report Delete

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>>23863509
This
Are you gay, son? Get down there and fuck some slutty drunk teens

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:49:39 No.23863560 Report Delete

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>>23863472
TAKE A SHIT IN HER PILLOWCASE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:49:53 No.23863571 Report Delete

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>>23863472
don't bathe tonight, get your cat to piss on your jacket, find your best fedora, and wear some fingerless gloves

when the party begins collect your outfit and your piss bottles and greet people @ the door, handing everyone a piss bottle saying "drinks are on the house"

they will filter in without realizing what you've done and the party will start with music and at this point you should take the center of the dance floor and do the worm, the type of dance move that takes the most amount of space

when people see your fedora cat piss worm dancing and then realize about the piss bottles, they will slowly filter out and your sister will become a social pariah, assuring that nothing like this ever happens again

score another victory for the humble robot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:49:58 No.23863575 Report Delete

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put sedatives in their drink
then do nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:52:17 No.23863637 Report Delete

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>>23863525
Some kind of false flag or what? The trip is appropriate to the needs of the OP, and you advocate everything /r9k/ has been against.
1/10 bait, only because it made me respond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:52:40 No.23863642 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23863710

>>23863472
I'm guessing you'll be kicked out soon anyway? They'll have the party either way. If there are enough guys they'll just beat your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:54:47 No.23863680 Report Delete

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Get pills that will get them puke and then get pills that will make them shit. Infect all the food and drinks. Enjoy your sister/parents having to clean up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:56:42 No.23863708 Report Delete

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Lock your door and go outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:56:47 No.23863710 Report Delete

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>>23863642
White knight faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:56:56 No.23863718 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23863791 >>23864109

>>23863637
You must be from neo-/r9k/ :^)
Board culture was originally being social rejects and getting mad at normies for making our lives worse. there's nothing wrong with leaving normies be.

I swear to god you memers get worse every year

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:57:07 No.23863726 Report Delete

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mustard gas

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:57:42 No.23863739 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23863884 >>23865248

>sister wants to have a fun party with her friends
>being the no friend virgin you are, you have to put a stop to this injustice
just buy a gun and shoot yourself tbqh familia

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:59:29 No.23863791 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23863902 >>23865499

>>23863718
Leaving normies to be is what enables them to make our lifes worse you fucking normie apologist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:03:32 No.23863883 Report Delete

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>>23863571
literally burst out laughing at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:03:38 No.23863884 Report Delete

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>>23863739
THIS!
Good luck OP, you miserable funsponge faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:03:40 No.23863886 Report Delete

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Ignore the faggot white knights

Just call the swat on your house

That'll get a scare out of those hedonists kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:04:37 No.23863902 Report Delete

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>>23863791
He's right. Stop being a colossal faggot, and keep to yourself. Or better yet, an hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:06:05 No.23863933 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864109

walk around in your underwear and hog up all the food. just fuck up her reputation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:07:00 No.23863955 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864041 >>23864109 >>23864145

Ruin the party with some poopy costume you make right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:08:14 No.23863977 Report Delete

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>>23863902
You first fedoralord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:08:22 No.23863983 Report Delete

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EVEN BETTER! Take pictures so we can see what your sister's friends look like.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:10:47 No.23864041 Report Delete

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>>23863955
This.
Here's an idea: Dress as poopoo pepe and use real poo poo and real pee pee in your costume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:10:58 No.23864049 Report Delete

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>>23863710
Loser nerd twerp:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:11:16 No.23864054 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864148 >>23865775

>>23863472
Here is what i did last year. My room is on 2nd floor and its got a walk in closet.

When the party starts you walk down in the kitchen and tell the one holding the party that you are going to another party (be dressed up for that) and you will be home late.

Now you walk quickly outside and take the ladder you have ready. Now climb into your room and kick the ladder down. Lock your door and hide in the closet and lock that one aswell. Have snacks and water + piss bottles ready and you stay there browsing r9k the entire time dont make a sound (they will know you are there and it will be fucking akward).

at 3AM or when the party is dying you jump down from the window and walk in and pretend you where at a nice party. then go to your room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:11:45 No.23864069 Report Delete

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>>23863977
Nah, I'm not a bitter retard angry at other people having fun. I'll let you go it alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:11:49 No.23864072 Report Delete

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Your sister wants to lost her virginity tomorrow :^(

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:12:24 No.23864089 Report Delete

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>>23863472

Just lock yourself in your room with a good supply of snacks, a good pair of headphones, and a few piss bottles. If someone asks you to go out, tell them that you don't want to mess with your little sister's party.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:13:05 No.23864104 Report Delete

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>>23864049
Where exactly do you think you are?

OP !!z+BCeZ7zc+P

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OP !!z+BCeZ7zc+P Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:13:18 No.23864109 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864174 >>23864678

>>23863718

Normalfag's fucking up my house and stealing shit isn't "leaving me be".

It'll be half dudes, too.

>>23863933
>>23863955
>>23863499

Might do this. When my brother had a similar party, I put a fleshlight on the doorknob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:14:11 No.23864131 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864165 >>23864225 >>23864786 >>23864805

>>23863983
Even better, hide a webcam and stream the whole thing.
Then the OP can ruin it by whatever means we choose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:14:28 No.23864138 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864200 >>23864290

>>23864049
>twerp
fucking gramps get out of here its past your bed time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:14:39 No.23864145 Report Delete

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>>23863955
sigh if you have to ruin her party (yeah yer a 'robot' faggot who hates fun

get drunk at the party but not drunk enought to black out and eat laxatives and shit on the flor and yell REEEEEE fucking normies gtfo of my house then throw shit at them till they leave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:14:50 No.23864148 Report Delete

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>>23864054
nice tactics robocop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:15:36 No.23864165 Report Delete

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>>23864131
HIDE THE WEBCAM IN THE BATHROOM!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:15:55 No.23864174 Report Delete

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>>23864109
>"Hey, guys! Sorry to be tardy to the party!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:17:33 No.23864200 Report Delete

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>>23864138
y-you too grandson

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:18:25 No.23864216 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865758

>>23863472
hit on the girls and get some PTP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:18:58 No.23864225 Report Delete

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>>23864131
THIS THIS THIS
underrated post
THIS THIS THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:19:32 No.23864237 Report Delete

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>>23863472
call da pooolicee man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:20:24 No.23864255 Report Delete

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>>23864165
oh hell yea

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:20:25 No.23864256 Report Delete

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>>23863571
this is so crazy it might actually work

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:22:01 No.23864290 Report Delete

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>>23864138
You throw insults like a girl, sport

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:22:55 No.23864311 Report Delete

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>>23863472
Spice up drinks with ton of laxatives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:23:56 No.23864335 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864445

haribo sugarless gummy bears

google that shit OP, and good luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:25:33 No.23864373 Report Delete

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>>23863472
Get acquainted with how the breaker box works OP, then when the party gets going simply flick off the appropriate breakers. You could even trip the RCD from your room with a simple earth leakage circuit.

Alternatively hide the lightbulbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:26:13 No.23864385 Report Delete

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Join the party when everybodies drunk OP, don't be a faggot, start drinking and try to get laid.

I bet your sister has no problem seeing such a sad beta as yourself get your dick wet. Maybe then see won't look at you as a sad pathethic virgin loser, but just sad pathetic loser sadcunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:29:03 No.23864445 Report Delete

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>>23864335
This sounds highly amusing, go for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:31:30 No.23864486 Report Delete

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Either hide out in the room and weather the shitstorm, or join the party after having a few drinks yourself. Or is that too normie for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:33:47 No.23864552 Report Delete

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>>23863472
If dad's a hothead he shouldn't be hard to push to go against this? Just tell some lies about her friends and how there'll be a bunch of older boys there too who will probably raid his liquer cabinet. That should cause him to call it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:37:22 No.23864620 Report Delete

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>>23863472
Play hentai or hardcore porn as loud as you can so all the kids can hear it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:38:13 No.23864642 Report Delete

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Lock your door and go get drunk in the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:39:30 No.23864678 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865793

>>23864109
>20 something year old NEET
>"my house"
>can't assert dominance over a girl who can't even drive yet
kek, you're even too beta to call off the party or at least talk to your sister about cancelling it who even herself thinks you're a loser

lmfao, seriously. Somehow find a gun and put a bullet in your head my man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:40:52 No.23864717 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864777 >>23864872

>>23863550
>drunk
nobody really drinks when they're 14.
you're usually in 8th grade or a freshman, which is pretty early.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:41:44 No.23864739 Report Delete

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>>23863472
I'm guessing that there's going to be music and that you'll be older than them so get typical chan trolling songs (nigger bop, moonman etc.), hijack the stereo and play all the songs through there while dressed as a fedora faglord and dancing along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:43:11 No.23864777 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864827

>>23864717
>nobody really drinks when they're 14.
By the time I was 14 I was drinking, smoking weed, and using painkillers and benzodiazepines recreationally. Granted the only time I ever went to a party was when I was 17, but me and my friends would drink our parents liquor literally all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:43:33 No.23864786 Report Delete

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>>23864131
Yes please hide webcam in bathrooms living room and bedroom!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:44:26 No.23864805 Report Delete

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>>23864131
Please OP. Please. I really need something fun to do as I get fucked up tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:45:09 No.23864827 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23864839

>>23864777
and that's why you're a manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:45:39 No.23864839 Report Delete

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>>23864827
Probably. But I also haven't killed myself yet, so I'll take that as a victory. I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:46:24 No.23864859 Report Delete

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go around with a tray of ice cream cones filled with ground beef and hand them out to the guests

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:46:46 No.23864872 Report Delete

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>>23864717
Nigger what? I was getting hammered when I was 14.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:47:26 No.23864890 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865758

>>23863472
Just put on a costume and scope out her qt friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:48:42 No.23864929 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865115 >>23865758

yes plz op, toilet cam plz. i need to see 14 yr old hairy girl asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:56:11 No.23865115 Report Delete

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>>23864929
We're all going to be very disappointed in you OP if we don't get to see drunk 14 year old girls pissing tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:57:00 No.23865141 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865168 >>23865215 >>23865388 >>23865668 >>23867915

>14yo girls having a party
>assumption is that there will be drinking and sex

Holy shit when did this happen? They're only 14. Is this what life is like for some people? oh noooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:58:11 No.23865168 Report Delete

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>>23865141
It's what life is like for a whole lot of people. Maybe not in this case, but this is our reality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:58:50 No.23865187 Report Delete

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get into the radio and play extremely loud earrape

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:58:52 No.23865189 Report Delete

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Go down there and have fun with them.

If your sister gives you shit, tell her you'll call the cops for underage drinking/disturbance of peace unless she leaves you alone. She wont have any choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:59:51 No.23865215 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865323

>>23865141
Apparently 14 is the age when most of the popular kids start getting laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:01:28 No.23865248 Report Delete

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>>23863739

Normies have arrived, I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:03:57 No.23865306 Report Delete

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>>23863472
start leaving your dirty diapers around the house in protest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:04:35 No.23865323 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865362

>>23865215
I was a popular kid back then too bad I am ugly af

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:05:50 No.23865362 Report Delete

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>>23865323
>popular
>ugly

You were the clown anon, nothing more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:06:49 No.23865388 Report Delete

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>>23865141

What 14 year old has a party with no alcohol?

14 is the age when kids *think* they're grown up, and because they're grown up, they *gotta* have alcohol. They're not children anymore, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:07:19 No.23865405 Report Delete

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>>23863472
>dad is a hothead.
Get him outta here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:07:41 No.23865417 Report Delete

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walk out naked and be like "sup bros, this is my costume, mr. big dick naked!" and try to hug everyone and hump them and the furniture until your dong is leaking. it probably won't work unless you have a very conspicuous amount of feces matted all over your butt cheeks, as well as a trail of feces down your legs and onto the floor everywhere you walk. trust me bro you'll be king of the normies. i probably shouldn't even be telling you this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:08:02 No.23865425 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865758 >>23866253

>>23863472
>hot 14 year olds coming to your house
If I was you I would be getting my pecker wet anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:10:26 No.23865499 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865522

>>23863791
Quick you need 10000 good boy points by the time of the party then nobody will be able to stop you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:11:11 No.23865522 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865594

>>23865499
dude that is a father-fellating amount of points you're talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:11:23 No.23865528 Report Delete

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Plant drugs or alcohol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:13:37 No.23865594 Report Delete

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>>23865522
10000 points = godhood

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:17:12 No.23865668 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865758

>>23865141
They're 14, not 12. I think you've forgotten wha a 14 year old girl looks like. You think they are going to his house to play with dolls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:20:40 No.23865758 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865817 >>23866956

>>23865668
gross
>>23865425
nasty
>>23864890
disgusting
>>23864929
no
>>23864216
awful
>>23863519
pleb
>>23863509
wrong

none of you actually know any 14 year old girls do you.
it's not attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:21:14 No.23865775 Report Delete

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>>23864054
Or let your room open and just hide. Jump out when the guests try to fuck and yell
"REEEE...getout normie getout".
It could work, but I never tried because my brother was a robot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:21:55 No.23865793 Report Delete

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>>23864678
This. 14 year old is making this manchild shit his pants over the prospect of people coming over.

Holy shit, that's sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:23:02 No.23865817 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865924

>>23865758
>implying this hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:27:42 No.23865924 Report Delete

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>>23865817
no dummy i'm accusing

Normie Scum !pFLTp2Po.w

Normie Scum !pFLTp2Po.w Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:28:25 No.23865947 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23865966

>>23863472
>dad is a hothead.

Hang out with Dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:29:22 No.23865966 Report Delete

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>>23865947
yeah see if he'll let you worship his hot head

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:30:39 No.23866000 Report Delete

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fuck a 14 year old girl and let the word out. Other parents might not want to let them come over

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:31:45 No.23866029 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23866111

>>23863472
>watch anime/hentai/mlp really loudly
>go downstairs regularily in only robes revealing either dirty underwear or full frontal nude
you'll ruin her popularity by getting her linked to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:33:00 No.23866059 Report Delete

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>>23863472
get drunk and fuck one of her friends tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:35:13 No.23866111 Report Delete

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Take over the living room, and play MLP like >>23866029 said

OR BETTER YET, Cheeto up the living room and sit in your underwear, and if you have a daikimakura, plaster that shit up next to you and make it a dinner for two. Youll ruin her social life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:37:34 No.23866174 Report Delete

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>>23863472
Don't think about it. Spread roasties pictures and trannies and gaysex pictures al over the house. Your sis will lose her friends, you will be left alone and they will never trow any shit parties anymore. Chances are your sis is gonna lose her virginity drunk in a nearby room and you will hear everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:41:08 No.23866253 Report Delete

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>>23865425
Enjoy your statutory rape charge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:06:47 No.23866956 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867056

>>23865758
Good job, you share normie moral sensibilities.
We don't care, and they still won't accept you as one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:10:31 No.23867056 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867666

>>23866956
welcome to /r9k/ where not being a pedophile is considered seeking acceptance from normies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:16:09 No.23867193 Report Delete

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>>23863472
>hes not fucking his sisters best friend
kek

underaged b&

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:31:37 No.23867587 Report Delete

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>>23863472
That's easy, just SWAT her, you get a good laugh, and no party at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:34:32 No.23867666 Report Delete

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>>23867056
>14
>pedophile
lmao

Chemical Man

Chemical Man Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:36:55 No.23867737 Report Delete

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>>23863472
set off some smoke bombs in the house, "accidentally" spill some chemicals in an area with a lot of people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:43:03 No.23867915 Report Delete

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>>23865141
blame the jews, since it's currently reality

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