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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:31:54 No.23866032 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23866050 >>23866144 >>23866417 >>23866784 >>23866857 >>23866873 >>23866918 >>23866975 >>23867160 >>23867220 >>23867258 >>23867507

Would you rather be a 6' pretty boy Chad or 6' 4" burly strongman?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:32:30 No.23866044 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23866205

Pretty boy chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:32:44 No.23866050 Report Delete

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>>23866032
Pretty boy. I don't work out so those muscles aren't going to last anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:36:24 No.23866144 Report Delete

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>>23866032
6' pretty boy chad.

OP pic is too big to be healthy tbh. Is that fucking Mark McGuire? Golly.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:38:48 No.23866202 Report Delete

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pretty boy

burly people IMO = low iq

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:39:02 No.23866205 Report Delete

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>>23866044
>>23866050
>>23866144
I'm honestly surprised. I'd rather be a slightly ugly huge dude than just a handsome dude. Maybe if I tweaked the heights the answers would be different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:40:22 No.23866235 Report Delete

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I'd rather have a functioning liver.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:41:06 No.23866252 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23866441

Gilgamesh vs Rider basically. I think we all know who won that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:41:11 No.23866256 Report Delete

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strongman. I'm permanently sick, so the only thing I want is health and strength.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:47:03 No.23866417 Report Delete

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>>23866032

I don't want to be either. I want to be me but without my demons haunting me.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:48:07 No.23866441 Report Delete

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>>23866252
>Gilgamesh isn't a giant burly man
>Alexander isn't a pretty boy
This anime triggers me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:52:12 No.23866564 Report Delete

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Is that even a question?

God dammit robots are fucking retarded. I'm 6' and taller than 95% of girls I meet. Of course I would be a fucking pretty boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:52:41 No.23866579 Report Delete

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>>23866441
Because Gil is the King of Kings, and being giant and burly is associated with brutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:54:53 No.23866650 Report Delete

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>>23866579
But that's exactly what he was in the tales.
A gigantic burly man who lugged lions around like they were cats.
Also the idea that stronger men are dumber is just plain wrong and the people back then surely didn't think like that at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:55:18 No.23866659 Report Delete

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Strongman, by far.

I don't give a shit about what women like.
All I want is for other men to fear and respect me.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:59:24 No.23866766 Report Delete

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>>23866579
Sure he is, from top to bottom

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:00:11 No.23866784 Report Delete

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>>23866032
>not wanting to be a big guy for everyone
its like you don't even want to beat the shit out of normies on dark street corners when they leave their clubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:02:58 No.23866857 Report Delete

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>>23866032
6' Pretty boy chad no doubt.
>dating pool close to 100%, a.k.a high chance of gf
>great earnings potential
>great odds of reaching a position of socioeconomic power

the only reason to be a strongman is if you want to be a strongman, in every other aspect the pretty boy is advantageous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:03:53 No.23866873 Report Delete

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>>23866032
Those appeal to different women. A lot of girls like men who look like they wrestle bears. And since the other option fucks with my personality (making you a chad) I'd rather go with strongman. It's not like I couldn't go on a cut and become a 6'4 pretty boy if I wanted to anyways.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:03:57 No.23866875 Report Delete

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>>23866202
excuse me what

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:05:44 No.23866918 Report Delete

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>>23866032
On my way to 6'6" burly strongman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:07:36 No.23866974 Report Delete

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>>23866650
People don't read/watch nasuverse stuff because of its accuracy to the myths. Take in mind that King Arthur is literally a little girl there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:07:36 No.23866975 Report Delete

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>>23866032
Definitely strongman.

Just me though, or is guy's head in pic too small for his body?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:08:52 No.23867007 Report Delete

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Pretty boy chad will get more girls

Burly strongman will only get gays

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:10:17 No.23867048 Report Delete

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>>23866974
I know, but you might as well just make shit up if you're going to complete ignore how these historical figures looked like. I mean whats the point in featuring Hitler in a movie if he's actually a fat asian guy or something, it makes no sense.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:14:37 No.23867160 Report Delete

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>>23866032
Wouldn't want to be too much of a freak. I'm 5.11 that's good enough for me inb4 king of manlets

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:15:05 No.23867169 Report Delete

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>>23866918
for real, current weight?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:15:14 No.23867172 Report Delete

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>>23867048
At least the thing with Alexander is acknowledged when his master checks a history book because he looks nothing like he's supposed to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:15:58 No.23867188 Report Delete

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>be chad
>get girls
>be beefhunk
>get men

choices :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:17:04 No.23867220 Report Delete

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>>23866032
Pretty boy chad for sure. I enjoy lifting too much to ever want to actually make it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:18:42 No.23867258 Report Delete

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>>23866032
6' 4 burly strongman, the west's obsession with pretty boys is beginning to fade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:22:35 No.23867342 Report Delete

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>>23867172
Oh yes, and the thing about King Arthur is too. When (s)he's summoned Kiritsugu and Irisviel initially are shocked, and her being female is a plot twist in the visual novel. I don't remember if it was revealed in a dream or when she first shouts EXCALIBUR.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:28:45 No.23867507 Report Delete

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>>23866032
Dad-mode > Chad-mode

I want to be a giant hairy man with a plain looking wife and a bunch of kids that I'll teach to hunt, play sports, barbecue, and other fun fatherly stuff.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:28:49 No.23867513 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867708 >>23867803

Honest question here robots.

(especially in America) Wouldn't the desire for a large "Alpha male" be a redundant relic given that any street corner negro with a 9mm could subdue the largest of men with ease?

Are perhaps womens brains simply behind the times in terms of evolutionary progress?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:35:58 No.23867708 Report Delete

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>>23867513
The answer to this question is that humans never had alpha males since that term doesn't mean what /r9k/ think it means.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:38:21 No.23867774 Report Delete

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I'm already a 6'4" pretty boy

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:39:25 No.23867803 Report Delete

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>>23867513
during the hundreds of thousands of years in which natural selection was relevant being a big guy made you more likely to survive

evolution isn't some conscious, adapting force like how you're thinking. sexual selection as we know it is a product of hundreds of thousands of years of trial and error, a couple centuries isn't going to change that at all.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:40:29 No.23867838 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>23867991

either would be an upgrade I don't give a shit

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:45:22 No.23867991 Report Delete

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>>23867838
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