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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:09:44 No.3869361 View Reply Report Delete

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[s4s], gather round the campfire.

Are you ready for some spooky ghost stories tonight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:10:52 No.3869367 Report Delete

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Ynyarri Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:11:46 No.3869368 Report Delete

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>>3869361
Oh my gosh, I love spooky ghost stories! I'm as ready as I'll ever be, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:11:48 No.3869369 Report Delete

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Yuji Sakai

Yuji Sakai Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:28:59 No.3869396 Report Delete

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One night a man was trying to go to sleep. Suddenly he heard a noise. "It's only the cat" he said to himself. Then he heard it again. "I'm going to get that cat" said the man because he was annoyed. He went into the bathroom (where the noises were coming from) and turned on the light. The cat had opened the cabinet and made everything fall out and break and the cat was sitting there and staring at him. "Go outside" said the man and he put the cat outside. Then he tried to go back to sleep but then he heard the noise again. "How did that cat get back inside" he said and he went back into the bathroom. Suddenly a ghost flew out of the shadows and killed the man.

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shitposter Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:29:37 No.3869398 Report Delete

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The Tale of the Frogposter Who Couldn't Stop Posting Pepes:

Once upon a time, /r9k/ was temporarily disabled. This event caused all the /r9k/ members to migrate to other boards. /s4s/ seemed ideal for the horde of totally-not minors who were forced out of their home.

There was one in particular, anon, who was part of this group. He loved Pepe the Frog. He prayed to Pepe the Frog. He even had a pillow of Pepe the Frog. He wanted to spread his love of Pepe the Frog to the world. He wanted the whole world to become, frogposters.

Nobody knows why he behaved like this, maybe he was possessed by the One True Frog Meme. Maybe he had gone mad from pepe overuse - nobody really knew for sure. Anon would post Pepes all day and all night, hoping he would convert some of his fellow anons. The plan backfired, and special precautions were made to stop anon in his tracks. He was relentless. He would not give up.

Anon recently got some Latin book to study from his father, who liked wearing black makeup and always returned home on a Wednesday night covered in strawberry jam. Whilst reading some of the pages, he brought to life his master. Pepe. The Frog.

>"My Child, /s4s/ needs to accept me as their based meme saviour!"
>"But Pepe, I am one manlet, how can I make a dent?"
>"I have ungodly meme powers beyond your comprehension. I know a way."

Pepe blessed the manlet by touching anon's head with the tip of his god-like frog dick. His powers were transferred over to him via. Paypal.

Later that day anon got perma-banned for spam. He was never seen on /s4s/ ever again.

OR WAS HE?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:00:45 No.3869330 View Reply Report Delete

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infinite jest

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:54:47 No.3869211 View Reply Report Delete

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This is nice board

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:03:33 No.3869222 Report Delete

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>>3869211

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:05:41 No.3869223 Report Delete

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>>3869222

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:06:08 No.3869224 Report Delete

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>>3869211
>>3869222
>11
>22
Nice.

MFD

MFD Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:32:38 No.3869276 Report Delete

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>>3869211(Nice.)
>>3869222(Nice.)
>>3869223
>>3869224
Nice.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:23:12 No.3869384 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:09:48 No.3869362 View Reply Report Delete

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moms gonna freak!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:49:27 No.3869308 View Reply Report Delete

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Daily reminder that you're not allowed to cum until this Saturday night ;^]

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:00:16 No.3869327 Report Delete

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>>3869315
>>3869323
This guy is right, but before you can find God you have to be high up in loosh yourself. You can't fathom God if you're all low in karmic energy, so don't jerk off until Saturday night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:01:18 No.3869331 Report Delete

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>>3869326
nice 10:00:00, man.

Yeah, Lots of /x/'ers like to harvest loosh on holidays because of the energy that people give it.

I'm not sure how the harvest is done but I'm guessing it's magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:03:07 No.3869335 Report Delete

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>>3869326
Well, I guess you'll have to live without God for another week.
Also, don't join in the harvest. The elders are a bunch of do-gooders who will waste your loosh. Just think about what you could do with all that energy yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:05:09 No.3869344 Report Delete

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>>3869327
>>3869335
>can't fathom God

>have to live without God

But none of those things are true, man.

God is like your best friend. Have you had any good friends? Great leaders? God is that and so much more. He's your God.

He's always there for you. Just call out to your creator and he will be there for you. He loves us all, so dearly.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:09:42 No.3869360 Report Delete

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>>3869344
My God is ATWA. My God is not my creator, he is in me and all around me. He is the birds, the cars, the cakes, the loosh, he is everything. Not only is he my best friend, he is my worst enemy, my father, my mother, my brother, my son, my dog, he is everything. All the way alive, man. If we don't have Air we don't have anything.

I like the way this thread is going.

Furthermore I enjoy bathing my soul in the divine aura of those dubs.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:48:30 No.3868205 View Reply Report Delete

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GO AWAY

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:51:31 No.3868329 Report Delete

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>>3868205
Hi where are the memes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:34:25 No.3868387 Report Delete

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>>3868243
Not sure if you're a frogposter or not

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:29:46 No.3868566 Report Delete

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>>3868205
#Frogged

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Yuji Sakai Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:55:09 No.3869319 Report Delete

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>>3868387
the purpose of a system is what it does

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:54:37 No.3869318 View Reply Report Delete

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anime Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:50:00 No.3869309 View Reply Report Delete

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