What it /s4s/ doing for le spookyween

>Have a little bit of money.
>I decide to go to a comic/collector's store to get D&D supplies
>They don't have the thing I want
>Look for at least twenty minutes.
>Enough with this shit
>Resides at the register until my sister (who works there) gets to the register.
>Decides to ask her where my thing is.
>I forgets she doesn't work today so this cute girl sits there, with her pretty eyes, skinny legs, and cute shorty brown hair.
>D&D isn't that sexy, so I try to make up an excuse not to look like a jackass
>Near the counter, I decide to look at random books
>OMG they's those fucking sexy anime girl figures
>That makes me look like a pervert and a NEEt loser (I don't claim not to be)
>Here I decide to look at other things
>I notice her looking at me weird
>Not to my knowledge, I knocked over an entire self of those 3D anime girls
>Gets pissed, she does. As master Yoda would say
>Walks out, leaving her to clean the mess
>Really though, reading this must be awful.
>Obviously, it seems kinda forced and poorly told, as if a 6 year old or an 1800s immigrant wrote this
>Now, why did I bring up this writing style?
>Go and read the first letters of these greentext.

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greetings!

LLL

i used to be in love with a gril. then i grew some balls and became a man.

i wish i didn't...

High whate grade your in?

Are they scared of us?

Guys whats going on? I met some girl who said I was cute and she asked me to go to her house. I said ok and went to her house. When I got there she gave me cookies and told me to go up to the bedroom. I didn't know why she was asking me that but I did. She told me to lay down on the bed, which was weird because I didn't bring my pajamas. I laid down and she went into the bathroom. She came out and had no clothes on. I asked what was going on and that she should cover up her lady-parts. Instead of covering up she climbed onto the bad and got over me. Her boobies hung just inches over my face, which was scary because I had never seen boobies before. She put her lady-parts on my crotch and started moving. I reached down and freaked out because my penis had gotten hard. i said we need to go to a doctor to check my penis out. But she said no and that she knew how to fix it. She unziped my fly and pulled my penis out. Some clear liquid leaked out and it scared me. I asked her how she going to make it go soft again and she grabbed my penis and put it INSIDE her. I started screaming and told her to stop but she started moving and made me feel weird. Her parts were very wet and I asked why she was peeing, but she only laughed. She kept moving and soon I felt like I had to pee. I told her to get off so I could go pee.She didn't listen and kept going. I warned her I was going to have and accident. Suddenly my penis squirted and it went soft. When she got off me I could see white stuff leaking from her lady-parts. I asked her what just happened and she only giggled. I felt kinda mad that she did this, but then again, she did fix my penis. What the fuck happened to me guys?

Pic related. the girl in question.

There are scary niggers outside trick or treating